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care about you.
It's impossible.
How many times do I have to listen
to myself? I don't know.
Do you know what kind of guy Hardy is?
Handsome, rich, muscular, popular,
hot, and capable of reducing your head
to a crimson stain on the wall.
Hardy's a jerk. He screws around
on her, he has no respect for her...
Obviously she gets off on it.
You're losing it. And when it's lost,
all you are is a loser.
You have no idea how I feel, so why
don't you just butt out of this, please?
I know how you feel.
Oh, you do, really?
You've been in love before?
There's a lot of things
you don't know about me.
Really?
Who have you ever been in love with?
Huh?
You want to abuse yourself, go ahead.
Hey, Watts, nothing ventured,
nothing gained. Right?
Keith...
Once a fool, always a fool. Right?
Are those boys' underpants?
Yeah. So?
So, I've just never seen a girl
wearing boys' underpants before.
You ever seen a girl with a drumstick
shoved up her nose?
- Is that some kind of a threat?
- Some kind of a warning.
I'm petrified. Really.
Don't worry. Everything's gonna
be fine. I've done this before.
There's Amanda.
Hi.
- Hardy, I've had enough of this.
- What?
If you were more of a person you'd be
enough for two girls, but you're not.
This jealousy crap is getting tedious.
Well, you won't have to deal with it
any more.
- What?
- Get out of my way.
No. Not until we straighten this out.
It's not gonna work any more, Hardy.
Yeah? You walk out on me,
where you gonna go?
Amanda?
You got... You got a minute?
Hello.
- Hi.
- Hi. What do you want?
Well...
I... wanted to know if maybe
you wanted to go out...
...with me.
But if it's too difficult a time,
I... I understand. I...
You're asking me out on a date?
- Bye.
- Bye!
- So what did he want?
- He asked me out.
- What did you say?
- I said yes.
She's just mad.
Why are you smiling?
I wasn't aware I was smiling,
but if it bothers you, I can stop.
You haven't smiled much lately.
I was curious about the change.
Well, I haven't had that much
to smile about, Clifford.
- You have a beautiful smile.
- Thank you, Carol.
She's Mom. I'm Dad. And you're nuts.
This is not true. It can't be.
This has got to be the most
hilarious rumour ever floated. Right?
What are you talking about?
In town last night, everyone was talking
about how Keith asked this girl out.
- No way.
- Check it out.
This girl is popular, beautiful,
and obviously in the middle
of some emotional shoot-out
to consent to date
the human Tater Tot.
What did you do to her?
Threaten her life?
I just asked her out.
Her boyfriend's a man,
for Christ's sake.
He's extensively easy on the eyes,
he's a total buck, and you're...
...you're Keith.
Is she nice?
Mother, the girl is sex.
For God's sakes, I'm eating!
Glad you've got time
to think about girls.
You don't have time
to think about anything important.
You'll be dead before
you apply to college.
Ease up, Dad.
Any fool can get into college.
Only a precious few may say
the same about Amanda Jones.
Am I wrong?
Carol...
Mom, what kind of milk is this?
If you don't like the milk, drink the juice.
Did you see that brochure, Keith?
That's what my girlfriend
would look like without skin.
Yeah. That's...
And on the topic of double-breasted
parties, congratulations on your coup.
You know about Amanda Jones?
You think I live here? I have a personal
life, too. How did you swing that one?
I don't know, Duncan. I asked her out.
She said yes. It worked.
Any time somebody from the outside
lifts a woman from a gwat like Jenns,
we can all find cause to rejoice.
I'm proud of you.
- Gwat?
- A gwat. Punch her apron for me.
- Should I kiss you or feel you up?
- You want to die young?
- What kind of question is that?
- Just sit here and shut up.
- You don't have a boyfriend, do you?
- No.
See, a lot of guys I know
think that you're...
What?
Confused. But I know it's just an act.
Do you know how
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