amazing.
Excuse me.
-Don't touch him. Don't touch him.
-Oh, sorry. I'm sorry.
Please don't touch him.
-See you later.
-Don't touch.
I'll stand here.
-Don't leave me, please.
-No. I'll just be over here.
You think Grossberger ate them
up or did he leave some bones?
If he did, we're gonna ship them
back to Times Square.
-Say what? No, this is a jack.
-I know this is illegal.
-We tried charades. He doesn't get it.
-This is dead. You can't play it.
What is this? Look, what?
Cheating, look!
-Wait.
-What?
-Wait a second.
-What?
-What? What do you call--?
-That's for this one.
Well, how have you been getting along?
Excuse me. This is my cousin, Meredith.
She's been helping out on your case.
-Hi.
-Hi. Nice to meet you.
You too.
It's amazing. There's hardly any
family resemblance. No offence.
We're just barely cousins. See,
my mother was a French cancan dancer.
And.... It's a long story.
Say, how've you been getting along?
Swell. Just swell.
A few ups and downs.
You know, people see movies
about prison life...
...but until you've actually
spent time here...
...it's hard to get the real
flavour of what it's like.
More Americans should spend
time behind bars to understand.
More Americans probably will.
Now, we have made your preliminary
bid for retrial and....
Well, Meredith,
why don't you tell him?
Remember the little girl in the bank?
She's ready to swear...
...you weren't in the woodpecker
suits during the robbery.
She remembers that one
of the robbers had a tattoo.
-Do either of you have a tattoo?
-No.
Good. I'll check the tattoo places.
There's a raunchy strip joint
where tattooed guys hang out.
I'm gonna try for
a part-time job there.
Now, because the little girl
is only 6...
...the court said that her information
doesn't justify a new hearing.
We're trying to change that.
On the basis that
information was withheld.
All legal bullshit.
You were railroaded!
Another example
of a repressive system...
..ing down
on the bottom of society.
I don't know about the bottom part,
but I agree with you on the rest.
You want to know something
that's always fascinated me...
...are the prison romances
that sometimes spring up...
...between inmates and girls from the
outside. Sometimes beautiful girls.
I mean, would you, for example...
...could you actually become involved,
I mean romantically, with a prisoner?
Absolutely not.
No, I didn't think so.
I was just curious.
-How's he tougher than you thought?
-In a few days I'll break him.
We don't have a few days. Stock's
delivered. The contracts are out.
And Doerin is ahead of us.
I thought the kid
would be a little softer.
He's soft. You just don't know
where to kick him.
What are you talking about, my
appendix? I know about appendix!
I had my appendix taken out already.
I had my appendix taken out. Help!
Sir, help me! Please! Help!
-What you in for?
-There's gotta be some confusion.
They say my appendix grew back,
but I had it removed years ago. You?
I came for a hernia operation. They
cut off one of my nuts by mistake.
Say what?
They said I didn't need it.
Now I can't eat, I don't sleep, I got
no enthusiasm. I don't write my woman.
I'm getting out next year,
but I don't care.
You're sure taking it calm.
Nothing I can do now.
They got this Korean doctor just came
to this country. Don't get him.
-Right.
-He did this to me.
Korean, right. Jesus Christ!
What's the matter with him?
Johnson's on a hunger strike. They're
force-feeding him to keep him alive.
Thank God.
There's some humanity in this place.
They're gonna electrocute
him next month.
Mr. Frazier? How do you go?
That's the cat that did me.
Be sure you cover up them jewels!
-Hello, Donahue. What can I do for you?
-I'm ready to make a deal.
-Oh? What kind of deal?
-I want my own team.
And I want a bigger cell
with better ventilation.
-Has Grossberger been farting on you?
-Settle down, Wilson.
-I don't make