get bad.
If you ain't, you'll get fucked.
You bad, they don't mess with you.
-Hey, home, get down.
-Hey.
You a little too bad, ain't you?
Yeah.
Do some of these.
That's right, that's right, we bad.
That's right. We don't want
no shit, either. That's right.
Darn right.
We don't want no shit, you understand?
We don't take too much shit.
We take a little, but no monster shit.
Damn right!
-That's right. Say, " No shit."
-No shit!
That's right, no shit. No.
Try it again.
-We don't take no shit.
-No shit.
No shit.
-And we ain't shitting.
-You better believe it, baby.
What the hell's wrong with him?
Oh, shit. Skip?
Skip, come on, man.
Come on.
Carry me back to old Virginia, Lord.
Did you get it?
Oh. There it is.
Right on the end of your nose.
Sinsemilla!
Oh, shit!
Give him a light.
-Give me a light.
-He wants a light.
Right on.
The man wants a light.
A light.
It doesn't....
Don't.... Just doesn't....
Oh, shit.
Oh, shit.
-Short-ass son of a bitch, ain't you?
-Oh, I'm a short son of a bitch.
My father was a short
son of a bitch too.
My mother was shorter than him.
And my brother was real short, and we
couldn't even see him. He was short.
-What's the charge?
-I'm innocent.
-Ain't we all.
-Bank robbery.
-Oh, shit!
-Oh, shit!
You can kiss the baby.
Kiss the baby?
What baby is that, sir?
Ask your lawyer.
Kiss the baby?
-Hi.
-Hi.
-I'm Slowpoke.
-Hi. Slowpoke, this is Harry.
This state gives long sentences,
especially for bank robbing.
Don't wet your pants. They have
a liberal good-time program.
If the bottom drops out
from under you...
...that's one bright spot
to look forward to.
-Okay. Okay.
-What is he talking about?
-What did he say?
-I don't know what he said.
He said if the bottom falls out.
This filthy, roach-ridden reality
is inspiring.
What did that cop say
when he grabbed your throat?
-I don't fucking believe you!
-" I don't fucking believe you."
-Fabulous!
-You don't get it.
Think this is
The Count of Monte Cristo?
This is the real deal.
We're in deep shit.
You and I are innocent.
You know that. I know that.
The two guys who really pulled
that bank job know it too.
But the cops don't know it!
Donahue. Monroe.
-I am entitled to a private interview.
-Forget it.
-Are you here for us?
-I believe so.
I'm Skip Donahue.
This is my buddy, Harry Monroe.
-I'm Len Garber, your lawyer.
-It's a pleasure to see you.
Call my girlfriend, Cindy Laurence.
They won't let me.
-It's important to him.
-I will.
-Say we're at our cousins.
-There's been a misunderstanding.
I am more or less familiar
with the case.
You know we're innocent?
Can't you just cut through
all this garbage?
This isn't funny.
Do they know I hate confinement?
They don't care. I can only shower
them with motions. I've filed two.
-Only two?
-How about a dozen on me?
We're dealing with robbery
and assault.
You might as well have
burned the Pentagon!
Will the defendants rise?
Considering the arguments
presented by both counsel...
...and after deliberation...
...l find the defendants
guilty as charged.
Do you wish to waive the right
to a pre-sentence hearing?
-No.
-Yes, Your Honour.
Considering the ruthless nature
of this crime...
...and the bleak prospects
for rehabilitation...
...l hereby sentence you
to serve 1 25 years...
...in the custody of the commissioner
of the Department of Corrections.
Wait. No, no, no, wait.
No, no, sit. Sit.
We didn't do it.
There's a misunderstanding.
-Right.
-We didn't do it.
-Our lawyer told us to come up--
-I know I didn't.
He's joking. He means we didn't do it.
We didn't do it.
-Have you got the right case?
-This is Monroe and Donahue.
-Harry Monroe. Look under there.
-Sir.
-A tall, black man--
-Sir, we didn't--
How much does that mean
in actual time?
-Thirty years, tops.
-I'll be a dead old man.
-Thirty years.
-I don't want to do one.
I don't even want to do 100.
I can't....
I'm gonna