freight train don't back up
and finish the job.
Later on I'll teach you the proper way
to lie on the stretcher...
when they come to pick you up.
- When they what?
- Right.
Now, let's practice tryin'
to sucker the bull out the chute.
'Cause the warden wants you in one piece
till after the rodeo.
- Then your ass belong to me. Got that?
- What about balloons and stuff?
Now, every bull has a secret word
that makes him crazy...
Sends him into his wildest ride.
Your job is to
figure out that word.
Bull?
Let me see.
Rumplestiltskin?
Bull.
Malt liquor.
Come on, bull.
Hey, sexy.
Shit.
Oh, you motherfucker!
Congratulations!
You found the word!
Over there.
How are you?
I'm a little groggy from looking
at records of tattoo patterns.
Who got which, when, where.
So far nothing.
The court refuses to act
on the little girl's word.
Doesn't look too good, huh?
Can you think of anything
that we might've overlooked?
Some small piece of evidence?
- Anything?
- Anything.
This may sound silly,
but have you seen A Place In The Sun?
A Place In The Sin?
With Elizabeth Taylor
and Montgomery Clift?
- Yeah.
- That's my favorite.
Your favorite?
That's your...
That's my favorite too!
What does that tell us?
It tells us that maybe we're not such
strangers as circumstances would imply.
Maybe we're not.
You know...
I'm working on a new play,
and I just wondered...
would you like to come
to the opening night with me?
I'd love to.
Maybe we oughta get you
outta here first, though.
Shoot.
Rodeo man
Oh, rodeo man
Put my entry down
Got an old bullwhip
And a new pair of spurs
And I'm gonna take your town
Oh, rodeo man
Down in the valley
The valley so low
Hang your head over
Hear the wind blow
Hear the wind blow, love
Hear the wind blow
Hang your head over
Hear the wind blow
Roses love sunshine
Violets love dew
Angels in heaven
know I love you
If you don't love me
Love who you please
Put your arms 'round me
Give my heart ease
Give my heart ease, love
Give my heart ease
They're supposed to be doin' time.
It's a goddamn vacation they're havin'.
Well, how would you like
an old-time prison funeral?
Could you go for that?
Just relax.
He's gonna draw Untamed
in the bronc event.
The Birmingham Jail
Birmingham Jail, love
The Birmingham Jail
Send it in care of
The Birmingham Jail
One hundred and twenty-five years
without a whiff of pussy.
How'd that make you feel, Mason?
Mean. Very, very mean.
Hello? Mr. Len Garber, please.
Did he leave word
where he could be reached?
Oh, okay. Thank you.
Operator? Please get me the Sheriff's
main office. This is an emergency.
- Len, where have you been?
- At the state capital.
Look at this. It is so
black and white, it is absurd.
Any first-year law student could've
had this case laughed out of court.
We can discuss
your performance later.
Right now they're gonna kill
one of your clients.
- But they're innocent!
- That's beside the point.
I'll explain it to you later.
We have to get to the County Stadium.
That's on the other side of town.
We'll never make it.
We have to try.
Please shut up and shake your tail!
I almost blew it.
How can I call myself a lawyer?
That's it for
the preliminary activities.
Settle back and get ready for the event
that you all came to see.
It's our featured event:
The Top Hand Competition.
- How's your secret weapon, Wally?
- He's fit as a fiddle, Henry.
- It's a nice day for it, ain't it?
- Yeah, it sure is.
Coke! Got your Coke here!
Peanuts! Popcorn!
Now remember.
Spur him high in the shoulders.
Okay? And try to keep
a good rhythm goin'.
Ladles and gentlemen, it's time for
the wild and wooly Top Hand Competition.
And leadin' off for Glenboro Prison
Is a New York Yankee, Skip Donahue.
He's doin' some part-time for makin'
a withdrawal from one of our banks.
Trouble was, the boy didn't
even have an account there.
Skip told the judge he was
tryin' to help New York