to Angela Davis!
It's been a long time since
I kissed in an entrance hall.
- Have you ever been to America?
- Yes.
- What's it like?
- Nothing special.
I've never been abroad.
You haven't missed much.
Why did you bring me here?
- It's beautiful.
- Let's go to my place.
My train leaves in an hour.
Call me, OK?
- Are you going to America?
- Of course not. To Tula.
You can dial without long-distance codes.
Just like in Moscow.
It's a special phone.
With roaming.
I know.
Okay.
I won't be long. Four days only.
He's dead. Let's go inside.
- Who's dead?
- My friend.
He wasn't there!
He couldn't have slipped
through!
Boss, we checked everything.
- Has Bagrov checked in?
- Yes.
- Did all passengers board the plane?
- Yes.
What are you taking me for?
Who is flying to Chicago?
Could I have another glass
of juice?
Right, guys, this is
Danila Bagrov.
We have to meet him at the airport
& get rid of him. Nice and quiet.
Some good people asked us to help
the Muscovites out.
Now we shall fill in entrance forms.
All the necessary information
can be found in your entry visa.
- What is the purpose of your visit
to the United States? - What?
- Do you speak English?
- No...l don't understand.
He's Russian.
What is the purpose of
your visit to the USA?
It's a...conference on new
computer technologies
and software protection.
How long will you stay
in the USA?
Four days. It's written there.
Here's the return ticket.
- Where will you be staying?
- In a hotel.
It's written in the invitation.
- Welcome to the United States.
- Thank you very much.
Morons...
- Have you got lard or apples?
- Why?
Do you have any food?
Apples? Pork lard?
Don't they sell it here?
You don't understand.
This is quarantine!
You feeling bad?
- Hey, how do I get downtown?
- By taxi.
Hey, fellow countryman, where
do the Russians live here?
Russians aren't my countrymen.
- You a Nazi collaborator?
- What?!
Okay, guys, see you around!
Mister Mennis, it's Moscow on line 1.
Valentin, how are things?
I'd like to congratulate you.
Your partners are serious people.
I received the first installment of money.
Everything goes according to our plan.
Tomorrow I'll meet with some people.
And we'll discuss all the technicalities.
Everything OK with you?
Yes, everything's fine with me.
But you have got problems.
The Ukrainians say
he wasn't on the plane.
Just like I told you.
We checked the Bald one with the mob.
His nick is Tartar.
He's a hit man.
Worked in St.Pete.
Last year he bumped off some kingpins
and disappeared.
He was on that plane.
So they've hired a hit man
and Bagrov stayed here.
Reinforce my bodyguards! Keep looking
for Bagrov and that museum guy.
Check who he was staying with
in that building
where we found the Volvo
and post a watch there.
Send the Ukrainians a picture
of this Bald one, eh... Tartar.
They've got to find him.
What's the purpose for your visit
to the USA?
New York Film Festival
- Where?
- To Brighton Beach.
- How much?
- 45.
- 45 of what?
- Bucks.
- Can you cut the price?
- I can't.
This one.
Hello.
- Brighton Beach.
- Stop yelling!
Oh, I thought you didn't
speak Russian.
Think less, use your brains.
You're not in Russia anymore.
Those jerks are dying
to have a look!
- What was it?
- One more jerk.
- Meaning me?
- Who else?
- Why the hell did you come here?
- To see how people live.
I know your type. I've been
driving for a long time.
First you live with your friends,
then you rent an apartment,
and wait where the bent-up
American dream would take you.
You're wrong. I love
my Homeland.
A patriot! The Russian ldea!
Dostoyevsky! The Homeland!
Where's your homeland, son?
Gorbachov sold it out to
the Americans to have some party.
Your homeland screwed up
two wars and the Crimea.
Sold out Russians in the Baltics
and the Serbs.
Your homeland is wherever
your backside is warm!
You know it. That's why
you are