Because I was
ahead of my time, that's why.
I was the only one with the courage
to put an IUD in a rabbit.
Doggy doctor, that's his beat
Four-legged friends he likes to treat
Pigeons and squirrels think he's all reet
Doggy doctor
- It wasn't my fault.
- I'm sure it wasn't. Bow-wow.
52 bottles of beer on the wall
If one of those bottles
should happen to fall, 51 bottles...
Hold it, we better check in.
Cyclops Control, this is Cyclops One.
Come in.
Hear you loud and clear.
Give us a reading.
We're travelling at a speed of 52mph.
Our elevation is ground level.
- Get that down?
- No. You told me to...
- You're meant to be a top assistant.
- Take it easy, will you?
You're right on schedule, Cyclops.
- Test the automatic tyre changer.
- Roger.
Jettison number four.
Number four jettisoned.
- Replace number four.
- Replacing number four.
Welcome to the Orient Lounge. Hey...
I know what bitterness is.
I shake hands with it every morning.
- Oh, yeah?
- I haven't lived yet. Now I'm gonna die.
You call that bitterness?
You don't know what it is.
- They disbarred me for life.
- But they didn't disbar you from life.
- Go ahead, talk bitterness with me now.
- I'm through talking bitterness.
- I wanna talk hate. What do you hate?
- This piano player.
Thank you.
- Test automatic washing mechanism.
- Oh, yeah.
- Test automatic washing mechanism.
- Roger.
- Activate AWM.
- Roger. Activate AWM.
We believe Cyclops has broken
the recreational barrier.
Watch your feet.
Right this way, folks.
Having fun, but... Watch it!
Easy does it. Safety first.
Remember the recreation rules!
You over there, watch your hands!
Get your hands off that girl.
C'mon, everybody.
- Better test the aerodynamics.
- Cyclops Control to Cyclops.
- Can you test the aerodynamics?
- Roger.
I'm gonna take this baby up to 90.
55.
65.
Back to 55.
- What's wrong?
- Cop behind.
No tickets. Abort.
- Abort!
- Dan Torrance aborts for no man!
70.
75.
75 and accelerating.
- Buffeting at 80! Wind resistance.
- Take her down, Dan.
Negative! Let's find out
what this baby can do.
Don't be a fool. This is an order.
- Take her down.
- Negative! Here we go.
88.
89.
90!
No wind resistance. We did it!
We're breaking wind at 90!
The aerodynamics work.
He's breaking wind at 90!
Yeah!
We're gonna make it, boys and girls.
We're ahead of schedule.
- Alex, when will the bomb go off?
- When you'll be having your supper.
- I've already had supper.
- Did I miss supper again? Damn it.
- I hear you two are on honeymoon.
- With her?
I'm sorry, I thought you were married.
We are until midnight,
when our divorce becomes final.
Coyote Bus Lines welcomes you to our
beautiful Bicentennial Dining Room.
I'd like to toast our handsome captain.
Thank him for inviting us to his table.
To our captain.
May he get what he deserves.
- To our captain.
- Thank you.
- The same to you, darling.
- Right. Here. Thank you.
- Miss Levy.
- Cheers. Up yours.
- Captain.
- Thank you.
Father Kudos, would you say
the benediction?
Er, well... I suppose you want
something about God.
Hold it, Padre, hold it.
I'd like to make a toast to my
ex-husband-to-be.
Little Claude rides a bus.
- How he loves to make a fuss.
- Sybil, stop it.
- What secrets does he keep from us?
- I'm warning you.
Little Claude wears a truss!
- I love you, Claude.
- I love you, Sybil.
C'mon, c'mon.
- Bucket of cold water works every time.
- Knock it off!
Get back to your seats.
This is a formal dinner.
You settled down?
Got it outta your system?
Let's eat, huh?
Vito! Bring in the bicentennial pig.
- Yeuch.
- I put braces on a pig once.
He had an overbite. You should see
his teeth now. What a handsome pig.
- You didn't order pig at Mount Diablo.
- Oh, dear.
- Here we go again.
- You were a pig at Mount Diablo.
- Here we go again.
- He ate my