Whitey?
What about you, Blackie?
C'mon, speak up!
I see you hidin' back there, Red.
What about you guys?
Pinkie, Greenie, Brownie?
We were all rookies together.
Guys like you give bussin' a bad name.
We all remember Mount Diablo.
Who can forget Mount Diablo?
You know there were no charges
brought against me.
When your bus crashed
in the mountains,
we all know what really happened.
There was only one way to stay alive.
I don't care what anybody says.
I did not eat 110 passengers.
Before the crash you weighed 180.
When they found you pickin' your teeth,
you weighed 237. Explain that.
I ate the seats! I ate the luggage!
I boiled the floor mats,
just like they taught us.
Why was there no trace of passengers?
My co-driver, Bendix,
was eating people left and right.
I swear I couldn't stop him.
I was delirious with fever.
You didn't wanna stop him.
You yourself said you ate a foot.
- He did eat a foot.
- Yeah?
Look, Bendix made a stew.
I had no idea there was a foot in it.
You eat one lousy foot,
they call you a cannibal.
What a world.
I'll call you more than a cannibal.
I'll call you a double-clutchin',
lane-changin' roadhog!
Gimme a shot at 'im, baby.
Let's even the odds a little, huh?
Wait a minute. This bum is mine.
- What's your name?
- Shoulders O'Brien.
I hate to see a guy down
when he's kicked.
Watch it! He's got a broken milk carton.
All right! Huh?
One of you wants to be first, huh?
C'mon!
Get goin', Dan.
You heard me. Get goin'.
Thanks, kid. I won't forget this.
Watch it, he's got a broken candle!
I don't like the looks of this.
You're still running a slight temperature.
You better keep your socks on.
- I'll get it.
- Get the phone, Jack.
Parking lot. Yes, Kitty, go ahead.
Whaddya mean, you can't find Dan?
Check his hangouts,
all those cheap hotels around
the terminal he used to take you to.
Kitty, get a move on.
We've only got five days.
We'd've had the reactor in by now
if Jack hadn't lost the keys.
Scotty, I'll take a look myself.
You can't be moved.
I gotta run more tests on you.
Now, fill this up
or you get no dinner tonight.
Ironman, I've been with
the representatives of the oil companies.
Tell them they'll sell more oil than ever.
I'll destroy that nuclear bus
the way I did the solar engine.
They're worried about
the public becoming suspicious.
They didn't when Grandfather
sank The Titanic.
I told them that after each disaster
there are investigations, but no proof.
Pop, they're trying to run me
out of the business.
I can't get a job since Mount Diablo.
They say I ate 110 people.
Did you ever see me eat anybody?
That's ridiculous. I didn't eat anybody.
One lousy foot...
Morty's robbing me. I look at the books
and find thousands of dollars
I'm supposed to be responsible for.
I don't know anything about it...
I can get another job, but I'm a bus driver
who has to drive, because...
... bet you thought I'd forgotten.
Happy Birthday!
You don't think I'd forget, do you?
- You know that...
...now that I'm living with Louise...
Weirdos.
Look, Pop. Don't worry about it.
I'll take care of myself.
I'll be back on top like I always was.
You just wait and see...
- Dan.
- Kitty.
- Dan.
- Kitty.
- I thought you'd be here.
- You're lookin' great, kid.
- So am I.
- Me too.
That goes for both of us.
I guess the rumours are true.
You're on the skids.
Are you kidding? See this deluxe
arrangement? What you talkin' about?
The big lies are the only big thing
about you. Your heart isn't.
What happened in Akron wasn't my fault.
Lefty got sick. I had to take the express.
You wanted to do anything
but walk down the aisle with me.
You couldn't give up your little carhop.
- Kitty, there was never anybody but you.
- Look!
I didn't come here to argue,
but on business. You wanna drive?
As long as I get my price.
I'm in it for the bucks now, baby.
- We pay top dollar, 20 and 10.
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