that.
- My goodness.
- I'd love to talk philosophy with you.
- I'd like that. I'd like that very much.
- What kind of philosophy do you like?
- I like simple philosophy.
I'd love to be able to work
with Leonard together.
- Wouldn't that be wonderful?
- Wonderful.
Make a lot of money, Leonard. But
the only problem is that we do have...
Well, we lose a lot of people
on the boat because of the malaria.
So sometimes the boats come in
and they're full of dead people.
And then, of course, you got
real trouble with the customs.
And it doesn't make any difference
how good a bullshitter you are.
I'll stick to insurance.
Okay. Here's the copies of the policy.
You do have two copies, don't you,
Mr. Hoffman?
- Two copies, yes.
- Two? Why two?
One is just an office copy.
Well, why do I have to sign
an office copy?
Procedure.
Maybe I ought to see what I'm signing.
I might be signing my life away.
Yes, we encourage people to look
at what they're signing.
It's just a little joke, Leonard.
Okay, here's the pen here.
And here's the first copy.
Boy, you ought to do something
about that tremor.
Yes, it's too much coffee
in the morning.
- Have you ever tried Brim?
- No.
It's the same as coffee,
only without the caffeine.
I've heard that. I've heard that.
All right, here we are. Steve Rickey.
- All right?
- Okay. And here.
Steve R-l-C-K-E-Y.
Well, that's done.
Well, I guess the old homestead's
safe for another year.
- I think that calls for a drink.
- I don't drink.
No, no, no, no, no. I've got
something that you must taste.
This is a sardine liqueur.
It's from Norway.
- Have you had this, Leonard?
- No.
Fabulous. Almost impossible
to find. Honey?
- No, thank you, dear.
- No. Well, she doesn't touch the stuff.
You know, it's really a man's drink.
- Say when, Len.
- When.
You know, in Norway,
the new sardine liqueur is released...
...on November 1 each year.
There are lines around the block.
Leonard, to us, to the future,
to the house.
God.
It's my mistake.
I have something else here.
I know you'll like this. This is a brandy.
It's Mexican, but it's smooth.
I know you'll like this.
I'm sorry. That was my mistake.
I'll try this myself.
I'm not supposed to drink this.
- I'll just try this. Try it out.
- Excuse me.
No, thank you very much.
I have an 11:30 I ought to get to.
- That's delicious. Blanche.
- I'll see you guys.
- Blanche, try this.
- Excuse me.
Blanche, try this. You know, you must.
I beg you.
I really have had plenty.
Thank you.
I'm gonna have some more.
I'll pour some in a glass for you,
Leonard.
- This was fine. This was plenty.
- I'll just pour. Here.
Sustaining substantial damage to
bumpers, headlights and wheel covers.
Congratulations!
- On what?
- On what?
I heard you sold some dodo our
deluxe accident policy on Tuesday.
That's the world's worst policy.
You must have some line of bullshit.
Pays double for falling
off a choo-choo.
Doesn't pay for plane accidents.
You must've sold it to a half-wit.
A Mrs. Rex All...
...on the line.
- Who?
- Rex All? Rexall, the drugstore?
- That's what she said her name was.
- No, no. That's a lie.
- Nobody has a name like that.
- She said she knew you.
- Not Mr. Hoffman.
- Well, he's a man, ain't he?
Go on. Hurry up.
Hello?
Yes, this is he.
He broke his foot, Leonard.
He's going to the Army reunion
tomorrow night on the 701.
He suggested you drive him.
Well, he was so impressed by you.
He constantly refers to you.
And he hates the way I drive.
I guess it's perfect. I'll sit in the
back and then at the right moment...
...l'll put him out of his misery.
A tan suit? I don't...
Yes, yes, I'll have those papers
for you tomorrow. Goodbye.
Dr. Lopez, please.
My name is Insurance. Mr. Insurance.
Hold on, please.
Doctor? Telйfono. Doctor?
- Yes?
- Yeah, hi, Dr. Lopez.
I'm with Safe and Sound Casualty.
We have a Mr. Steve Rickey applying...
...for life insurance,
and