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- He's taking a shower.
- I'll go give these to him.
So-o-o!
- Where'd you get this car?
- Sammy. You know Sammy.
- Where you going?
- Inside. Have some coffee?
You're going somewhere and you
weren't even gonna say good-bye.
Take out your papers and your trash
Or you don't get
no spending cash
If you don't scrub
the kitchen floor
You ain't gonna
rock and roll no more
Yakety-yak yakety-yak
Don't talk back
Marnie!
Excuse me, but I was
just taking a shower.
Good singing.
I baked you some cookies.
- Cookies?
- I guess it was a dumb idea.
No, not at all. I'm really
looking forward to tossing them.
- I should put on some clothes.
- I'm sorry, I'll turn around.
Linda and I just came by
'cause she baked him a cake...
- for his birthday.
- I had birthday, too.
Oh, that's right.
You're twins.
Huh?
Whoa.
What is it?
I don't know what it is,
but it's worth a fortune.
- A fortune? That's great!
- Yeah!
Excuse me!
Excuse me.
Never sleep with that man,
never loan him money,
never believe a word he
tells you. That's free advice.
- Good morning, Agnes.
- Vince?
I cleaned her pipes once.
Let's go have a cup of coffee.
Vincent,
I'm comin' with you.
Linda, no,
you're not coming with me.
- Yes, I am.
- No, you're not coming.
You could get killed and die and
I wouldn't know what happened.
- No!
- You say ''no'' one more time,
-I'm gonna tell everybody that there's--
-Shut up! Shut up!
All right. Oh, God.
All right, you're coming.
But you do not tell Julius
what's in that trunk.
He thinks we're going
to look up our ancestors...
like in ''Roots'' or something.
All right?
- Does this one look okay?
- It looks fine.
It's good you didn't have
to borrow his pants.
- Marnie, guess what?
- Linda, what?
Vince just asked us to go to New Mexico
and Texas with him.
This is a great idea.
- Vincent, is this true?
We all go together?
- Yeah.
I thought it was a great idea
if we all hopped in the car...
and spent a few days
on the road together.
Nice shirt.
- Feels great. It's all cotton.
- Well, it breathes.
It's okay. Come out.
All right. Here, Linda.
Oh, can I ride
in front with Vincent?
- Sure.
- Thanks.
Now, let me see.
I'm supposed to be
giving you one of these.
Sorry, it's my first day
on the job.
Have a nice day.
Now, where do I find
this very special person,
Mr. Vince Benedict?
Well, what have we here?
What a cute little kitty.
Where's Daddy?
Well, well, well.
Thank you very much.
Open up, Vince.
We know you're in there.
Come on, we just
wanna talk to you.
Howdy!
Who are you?
It's not really
important, is it?
I was just feeding the cat,
then I was gonna leave.
I asked you a question.
- Well, who are you?
- We're the Klane brothers.
That's Burt, this is
Morris, and I'm Bob.
- Interesting gene pool.
- Don't cast dispersions.
I beg your pardon. But you're
looking for Vince Benedict.
- Right.
- Am I Vince Benedict?
So what difference
does it make who I am?
- Hit him, Bobby.
- Yeah.
Hey! All right.
Your brothers seem to have
a problem with their feet.
- Could be contagious. Bye, bye.
- Ow! Ow!
Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow!
- You want a doctor?
- Ow!
I'll call a doctor.
Sorry I tore your shirt.
I don't know what happened.
It's all right.
- Julius!
- What?
- Are you allergic to something?
- No.
Then why are these bumps
all over your body?
You're all swelled up.
You look like you're ready to explode.
Put this shirt on. There are
women and children present.
And your back,
it's worse than the front.
- It's like North Dakota.
- You're so funny, Vincent.
This is for the T-shirt
and the sandwiches.
- Born to be bad.
- Yes, we are.
Ooh, you're so scary.
Linda.
Linda!
Well, what do you think?
- Let's rock and roll.
- It's his first T-shirt.
- Honey, honey.
- Yeah?
See if you can get us
a room with a king-size bed?
- Right.
- We'll get us settled.
We'll meet you here.
- Okay.
- Good-bye.
I don't need a
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