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right, it was
time to redecorate anyway.
Vincent Benedict Incorporated.
- Sports agent...
- Airborne!
- Mr. Benedict?
- Yeah?
- It's Al.
- It's Al? Ooh, Al, Al, Al.
Look, Miss Busby, uh--
Al, hang on a second.
The corporation's in
a transitional period right now.
Take a couple of days off.
When we regroup, I'll call you.
Whatever you think is best.
- All right.
- I'll take this.
Yeah, go ahead.
Take that.
Before I forget,
happy birthday.
Oh, how sweet.
That's very,
very nice of you.
- Aqua Velva?
- Mm-hmm.
You shouldn't have.
Stacey.
I'll give you
a call, okay?
All right, all right.
Al, save me!
Brand-new Caddy on level 4.
I'll be there!
Don't move! Bye.
Whoa!
Time's up, Vincent.
Did you hit me?
Because I didn't feel a thing.
I felt that.
You gotta understand
something, Benedict.
I like my work.
These are the most unfriendly acts
you're committing.
I don't know
what the problem is,
but I'm sure it
can be resolved...
- without resorting to violence.
- Yeah.
Okay?
Okay.
- You moved too soon.
- He did?
Ahhh!
A little chest pain?
The first rule
in a crisis situation:
You negotiate first
and you attack last.
You negotiate first,
then you attack.
- You never negotiated.
- Na-hah!
You don't know what
kind of an enemy I am.
- Who are you?
- I'm Vincent's brother.
- We're twins.
- That's right.
- You're firewood!
- Axe, Axe, Axe!
You have no respect
for logic.
- But he's got an axe!
- Ahhhh!
And I have no respect for those
who have no respect for logic.
You're a very stupid person.
You tell your brother,
he messes with me, he messes
with my whole family!
I love it when you
hit people, Julius.
Boom!
That was great!
Actually,
I hate violence.
But you're so good at it!
I've got an idea. We should
go into business together.
You could be a boxer.
I could be your manager.
- I don't think I could fight for money.
- No problem!
You do all the fighting,
I'll keep all the money.
I'm really worried
about you, Vincent.
How much money
do you owe?
Don't lie to me.
We're twins.
- I can feel your pain.
- Why do you keep saying that?
We're not twins.
We're not brothers.
We're nothin'!
Twenty thousand.
Due this morning.
Come on.
Don't worry about
anything, Vincent.
As long as I'm with you,
I won't let anyone harm you, okay?
Well, you're
a good guy, Julius.
Now, hang on
to your seat!
You know what?
I completely forgot.
I promised this
friend, Sammy,
that I'd pick his car up
from the airport.
Put it in the slot.
Would you do me
a big favor?
Would you drive this car back
from the airport for me?
Oh, I would love to.
Good, that would
really be a big help.
Do you have a manual, please?
- A manual?
- Yeah.
- It's in the glove compartment.
- Oh, yeah.
There it is.
- What are you doin' with the finger?
- Learning to drive.
Whoa!
It's not up here.
Maybe it's under
the back tire.
Look... I mean, usually he
leaves the keys behind the tire.
- Geez!
- What's the matter?
That dopey Sam,
he forgot to leave the keys.
No. Oh, well.
A lot of handicapped children
are gonna be very disappointed.
Handicapped children?
This car was supposed to be auctioned
off at their charity drive tomorrow.
Oh, well. Let's go get
something to eat.
Maybe we should try
to open it ourselves.
Do you really think
we should do that?
It's for children.
You got a point.
I saw a guy from
the Auto Club do this once.
What do you know,
beginners luck!
These cars have
terrific alarms!
I'll get it in a minute.
Just a second, Jules.
Whoa!
Whoa, whoa, whoa!
If you lift the rear end at an angle
greater than 45 degrees...
the mercury switch activates
the automatic cut-off system,
so that the alarm's
computer thinks...
that the car is being
towed and shuts off.
Can I have the keys
to your car?
You know,
the keys to your car?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
No yodeling.
Lovely day.
Come on, Julius.
Step on it!
Yeeeoow!
Oh, my God!
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