Driver's license... please.
You've got over 200 outstanding
parking tickets, Mr. Benedict.
You just had your birthday.
Your driver's license expired.
Happy birthday.
Watch your head.
Thanks.
Come along, now.
So this is where
my brother grew up.
I'm so happy he had so many
children to play with.
And that's where
he must have slept!
Yes, it was.
How did you know?
It's the one I'd have chosen,
close to the fire extinguisher.
In case of a fire,
I could have given the alarm
and saved all the other orphans.
We've had only one fire
in here at St. Charlotte's.
Vince Benedict started it,
we like to think by accident.
Tell me a little bit
about Vincent.
Was he a great athlete?
Interested in chess and poetry?
I'm certain God had a purpose
when he created Vince Benedict,
but it had nothing
to do with chess or poetry.
Oh, I'm sorry.
Odd, the contents
of his files are missing.
That is Vince?
He looks so happy.
He should.
That's Sister Maria,
- his biology teacher.
- I always liked biology.
So did Vincent.
He disgraced Sister Maria,
who had to leave the order.
Then he stole all the money from
the library fund, and ran away.
I must find my brother.
Do you know
where he might be?
Jail, a man of his character
can only be in jail.
You're full of goodness, Julius.
I pray you never find him.
Benedict, visitor.
- I'm looking for Vincent Benedict.
- You got him.
I have rowed halfway
across the world--
Wrong, I just rowed a day--
I've been looking forward to
this moment my whole life.
I've been on my island,
I'm telling you.
This is incredible that--
I have looked for--
You've gotta talk
into the phone, Bozo.
Vincent.
Yes, Vincent...
I know you don't
know who I am.
- But believe me, I came--
- Whoa, whoa, whoa!
I've got another six hours
to pay the money back.
Tell the Klane brothers that harassing
a man already in the slammer...
is beneath even them,
all right?
I don't know any Klane brothers.
I'm your brother, Julius.
Huh? Come again?
My name is Julius,
and I'm your twin brother.
Oh, obviously.
The moment I sat down, I thought
I was looking into a mirror.
We are not
identical twins.
- Oh, no?
- No.
I wouldn't be
too sure, pal.
I don't lie.
I am your brother.
You must let me help
you get out of here.
You want to
help me get out?
Yes, right now.
Well, money talks,
and bullshit walks.
How can bullshit walk?
That's slang, huh?
Yeah.
I'm in fast company here.
Take a look over there.
See that man?
Pay him money, all right?
They let me out.
I'll be anything you want,
your aunt, uncle, sister...
your cousin,
brother-in-law, anything.
- All right?
- Okay, I pay right now.
- You pay now.
- Okay, Vince.
Okay. Go pay.
All right, pay him.
What is this,
''Candid Camera''?
Ahhh, oof!
Twinny, I hope you didn't
blow your wad on the tickets,
because I'm gonna need
a lot more money to get my car.
- I have more money.
- You do?
I'm glad to help you.
Vincent, I'm your brother.
- I love you.
- Whoa!
Look, ease up
on the love talk,
because I'm gonna be tossing
my cookies in a minute.
Tossing your cookies?
Oh, that's more slang!
Where the hell is it?
- This is your car, isn't it?
- Yeah, that's it.
You pay a huge fine,
then they hide it on you.
- How'd you know this was my car?
- We're twins!
I'm so excited. Now we can
go to museums together,
talk philosophy together,
read books together.
- Play chess together.
- Get lost together.
Vincent!
He's so full of energy.
Blue Sedan DeVille.
This is beautiful.
Where you guys going,
out to Hawaii?
- Catch some of them big waves?
- Yeah, something like that.
We have plenty
of room on level 4.
I'll call you
next Saturday.
Whoa, where you going
with my desk?
Takin' back this
furniture, man.
- You're six months behind.
- You're behind!
Six months behind.
That's the problem.
There's no trust
in the world anymore.
I tried to stop them,
Mr. Benedict.
That's all