few days
on the road together.
Nice shirt.
- Feels great. It's all cotton.
- Well, it breathes.
It's okay. Come out.
All right. Here, Linda.
Oh, can I ride
in front with Vincent ?
- Sure.
- Thanks.
[ Webster ]
Now, let me see.
I'm supposed to be
giving you one of these.
Sorry, it's my first day
on the job.
Have a nice day.
Now, where do I find
this very special person...
Mr Vince Benedict ?
Well, what have we here ?
What a cute little kitty.
Where's Daddy ?
Well, well, well.
Thank you very much.
Open up, Vince.
We know you're in there.
Come on, we just
wanna talk to you.
Howdy !
Who are you ?
It's not really
important, is it ?
I was just feeding the cat,
then I was gonna leave.
I asked you a question.
- Well, who are you ?
- We're the Klane brothers.
That's Burt, this is
Morris, and I'm Bob.
- Interesting gene pool.
- Don't cast dispersions.
I beg your pardon. But you're
looking for Vince Benedict.
- Right.
- Am I Vince Benedict ?
So what difference
does it make who I am ?
- Hit him, Bobby.
- Yeah.
Hey ! All right.
Your brothers seem to have
a problem with their feet.
- Could be contagious. Bye, bye.
- Ow ! Ow !
Ow ! Ow ! Ow ! Ow !
- You want a doctor ?
- Ow !
I'll call a doctor.
Sorry I tore your shirt.
I don't know what happened.
It's all right.
- Julius !
- What ?
- Are you allergic to something ?
- No.
Then why are these bumps
all over your body ?
You're all swelled up.
You look like you're ready to explode.
Put this shirt on. There are
women and children present.
And your back,
It's worse than the front.
- It's like North Dakota.
- You're so funny, Vincent.
This is for the T-shirt
and the sandwiches.
- Born to be bad.
- Yes, we are.
Ooh, you're so scary.
Linda.
Linda !
Well, what do you think ?
- Let's rock and roll.
- It's his first T-shirt.
- Honey, honey.
- Yeah ?
See if you can get us
a room with a king-size bed ?
- Right.
- We'll get us settled.
We'll meet you here.
- Okay.
- Goodbye.
I don't need a king-size bed.
I always sleep on the floor.
[ Vincent ] Uh, I don't know, Jules.
I hope this is a good idea.
Come on.
Now, look,
promise me something.
If this Professor Traven
has never heard of...
you know,
Mom or us twins...
or all our dads
or the experiment...
you won't be upset.
All I want him to do
Is tell us the truth.
I don't know who you are
and what you're talking about.
Get the hell out of here
before I call security.
Well, that's that.
On to Houston.
- He's lying !
- Take it easy. He said
he was gonna call security.
For the first time in my life,
I'm pissed off !
Julius, don't do this to me.
I got a car to deliver.
The last thing I need is
a detour in the slammer.
- I'm gonna make him tell us the truth.
- No !
That's our mother.
Those are our six fathers.
That's Werner.
And that is you.
- So start talking.
- Everything okay, Dr Traven ?
Um, yes. It's okay.
I'll take care of it.
Well, Vincent...
you turned out just like
I thought you would.
What did you do,
escape from prison ?
How'd you know my name ?
I named you.
We sealed this door
the day after you were born.
Well, come on in.
This is what you wanted to see.
You came out first,
of course.
We weren't expecting...
him.
This, uh...
must be where you
made the milk shake.
We weren't
making milk shakes.
We were making the most fully-developed
human the world has ever seen.
But instead of just
one perfect kid...
-Mom had the two of us. Way to go, Mom !
-Wrong !
The embryo did split
in two, but...
it didn't split equally.
All the purity and
strength went into Julius.
All the crap
that was left over...
went into what you see
in the mirror every morning.
Whoa. You telling me
I'm the crap ?
- This is not true.
- Wait, Julius.
You're telling me that I am
the leftover crap ? I'm no good ?
- He's wrong.
- Look at him.
Are you saying that
I'm a side effect ?
You haven't got the brain power
to