hang on to your seat ! You know what ? I completely forgot. I promised this friend, Sammy... that I'd pick his car up from the airport. Put it in the slot. Would you do me a big favour ? Would you drive this car back from the airport for me ? Oh, I would love to. Good, that would really be a big help. Do you have a manual, please ? - A manual ? - Yeah. - It's in the glove compartment. - Oh, yeah. There it is. - What are you doin' with the finger ? - Learning to drive. Whoa ! [ Vince ] It's not up here. Maybe it's under the back tyre. Look... I mean, usually he leaves the keys behind the tyre. - Geez ! - What's the matter ? That dopey Sam, he forgot to leave the keys. No. Oh, well. A lot of handicapped children are gonna be very disappointed. Handicapped children ? This car was supposed to be auctioned off at their charity drive tomorrow. Oh, well. Let's go get something to eat. Maybe we should try to open it ourselves. Do you really think we should do that ? It's for children. You got a point. I saw a guy from the Auto Club do this once. What do you know, beginners luck ! [ Car Alarm ] These cars have terrific alarms ! I'll get it in a minute. Just a second, Jules. Whoa ! Whoa, whoa, whoa ! [ Alarm Stops ] If you lift the rear end at an angle greater than 45%... the mercury switch activates the automatic cut-off system... so that the alarm's computer thinks... that the car is being towed and shuts off. Can I have the keys to your car ? You know, the keys to your car ? Yeah, yeah, yeah. No yodelling. Lovely day. Come on, Julius. Step on it ! Yeeeoow ! Oh, my God ! - I am amazed at how well it's going. - You're doing good. Don't use both feet at the same time. - Just use the gas. - Okay, one foot. - One pedal at a time. - Okay ! I will do it ! [ Car Phone Ringing ] Pick up the phone, the phone. The little thing down on the right that's making noise. [ Phone Ring ] This is Vincent's car. Can I help you, please ? - Julius ! - Vincent, where are you ? Look in your rear-view mirror. You see that little dot ? That's me. Hello, yeah. Hello ! [ Laughing ] What are you doing back there ? There's going to be a lot of lights coming up, a supermarket. - Supermarket. - Take your foot off the gas. Apply it to the brake. It's the thing next to the gas. The brake pedal. - Very gently. - You got it. Bye, Vincent. All right. Okay, it's a supermarket. Ohhh ! Ohhh ! That's what I call fun. Did you see me with the two wheels ? I can teach you that, Vincent. Julius, let me tell you something about America. Nobody likes a smart ass, all right ? So, what do you think ? Angel's food or devil's food ? Devil's. - You know what I really love about Vince ? - What ? He's a force of nature. - You're outta control. - No, I'm not. That poetry he pretends to write, they're old song lyrics. I know. Geez, you think I don't know that ! - I don't think you know that. - Well, I do. It's this style thing. That's how he expresses himself. And he means it, even if he doesn't know he means it. - Vince has a truly romantic soul. - I can't hear this any more. Well, don't, 'cause if you had a boyfriend like I have... you'd make him a cake and he'd love it... and you'd get laid. - Ah ! - Excuse me. Excuse me. She's not bad. I had no idea that these magazines... had things like this inside, inside them. You didn't ? Where've you been ? A desert island ? I come from a tropical island in the South Pacific. It's around 300 nautical miles, south, southwest of Fiji. I just got here yesterday and I already found my brother. Your brother ? That's right. My twin brother, Vincent. - Twins ? - Vince ! - Linda. - Hi. Oh, you look gorgeous in this light. - You do. - Really ? Hi. Who's this guy ? This is Vincent's brother. - I didn't know you had a brother. - Me, either. You know each other ? Allow me to ------------------------------ Читайте также: - текст Жмурики на английском - текст Звезда пленительного счастья на английском - текст Голубой гром на английском - текст Вокзал для двоих на английском - текст Обыкновенный фашизм на английском |