an amazing country.
Hey.
Gotta light, pal ?
Oh, excuse me.
I don't smoke, pal.
Yeah. Ha-ha.
Yeah, good stuff, huh ?
- Pickin' up something
for the girlfriend ?
- I don't have a girlfriend.
Do women really
wear those things ?
If you're lucky, they do.
I can't believe it.
- You're from out of town ?
- Yes.
As a matter of fact, I come from
an island in the South Pacific.
Whoa !
What the hell did
you do to him, man !
I did nothing.
The pavement was his enemy.
Let me check him out.
A light concussion.
Uh-oh.
- I carry him to a hospital.
- No !
I think you should
just take off, man.
Find your horse
you came in on.
I'm so sorry about this.
- I feel terrible.
- Me, too. Thanks a lot.
- Sorry.
- Yeah, I'm sorry.
The next time you should
really consider wearing helmets.
Yeah, have a nice day.
You don't have to buy them.
Just don't say they're cheap !
These are quality socks.
What a day it's been.
Oh, no, no, no !
Oh, oh ! Jesus Christ !
$53 ! Are you
out of your mind ?
Your vehicle is in a handicapped zone,
if you didn't notice.
So, do I look
normal to you ?
You don't have a handicapped
sticker in your windshield.
Oh, come on.
You don't need a sticker.
Handicapped, my ass !
I'll need your
driver's licence, sir.
Look, I'm sorry
I lost my temper.
Driver's licence,
please.
- Look, I had a very bad day.
- Driver's licence... please.
You've got over 200 outstanding
parking tickets, Mr Benedict.
You just had your birthday.
Your driver's licence expired.
Happy birthday.
Watch your head.
Thanks.
[ Bells Chiming ]
Come along, now.
[ Julius ] So this is where
my brother grew up.
I'm so happy he had so many
children to play with.
And that's where
he must have slept !
Yes, it was.
How did you know ?
It's the one I'd have chosen,
close to the fire extinguisher.
In case of a fire...
I could have given the alarm
and saved all the other orphans.
We've had only one fire
in here at St. Charlotte's.
Vince Benedict started it,
we like to think by accident.
Tell me a little bit
about Vincent.
Was he a great athlete ?
Interested in chess and poetry ?
I'm certain God had a purpose
when he created Vince Benedict...
but it had nothing
to do with chess or poetry.
Oh, I'm sorry.
Odd, the contents
of his files are missing.
That is Vince ?
He looks so happy.
He should.
That's Sister Maria...
- his biology teacher.
- I always liked biology.
So did Vincent.
He disgraced Sister Maria...
who had to leave the order.
Then he stole all the money from
the library fund, and ran away.
I must find my brother.
Do you know
where he might be ?
Jail, a man of his character
can only be in jail.
You're full of goodness, Julius.
I pray you never find him.
Benedict, visitor.
[ Silence ]
- I'm looking for Vincent Benedict.
- You got him.
[ Silence ]
I have rowed halfway
across the world--
Wrong, I just rowed a day--
[ Silence ]
I've been looking forward to
this moment my whole life.
I've been on my island,
I'm telling you.
This is incredible that--
I have looked for--
[ Silence ]
You've gotta talk
into the phone, Bozo.
Vincent.
Dearest, Vincent...
I know you don't
know who I am.
- But believe me, I came--
- Whoa, whoa, whoa !
I've got another six hours
to pay the money back.
Tell the Klane brothers that harassing
a man already in the slammer...
is beneath even them,
all right ?
I don't know any Klane brothers.
I'm your brother, Julius.
Huh ? Come again ?
My name is Julius,
and I'm your twin brother.
Oh, obviously.
The moment I sat down, I thought
I was looking into a mirror.
We are not
identical twins.
- Oh, no ?
- No.
I wouldn't be
too sure, pal.
I don't lie.
I am your brother.
You must let me help
you get out of here.
You want to
help me get out ?
Yes, right now.
Well, money talks,
and bullshit walks.
How can bullshit walk ?
That's slang, huh ?
Yeah.
I'm in fast company here.
Take a look over there.
See that