crazy?
Not us!
Beethoven!
Come back, boy!
He's probably off chasing a rabbit.
Don't worry about it.
Or maybe he's chasing a ghost.
Yeah.
I'll believe it when I see it.
My grandfather saw the ghost
himself when he was a kid.
He and his buddies were camping
by the lake when they came right at them.
They left so fast, they forgot the tent.
And when they came back later,
it was all shredded up.
Oh, stop it, Garrett.
There's no such thing as ghosts.
You know, Sara, sometimes spirits get trapped
in this world and can't find their way out.
Scientists, with all their gobbledygook,
they just can't figure it out either.
What was that?
It's Beethoven! Come here!
Here, boy! Come here!
What's he got?
Hey! You've got to love that dog.
He goes into the woods and
comes back with money!
Any more where that
came from, boy?
Can I keep it?
Yeah, I don't see why not. It looks old.
Hey, go get us all some more money.
Yeah!
Buckets of it!
- Right?
- Yeah!
Yeah!
Oh, yeah, I forgot to mention.
The bathroom's upstairs.
Yeah, we heard.
Well, good night.
Don't let the bedbugs bite.
- Uh, Uncle Freddy?
- Yeah?
You don't really have bedbugs,
do you?
No. Not anymore.
Beethoven, this is gonna be
a long month.
So, I decided at that point
to give up on a career with the NBA.
And then I stopped eating for height
and started eating for pure girth.
Give me the seven-eighths, would ya?
Oh, thanks.
You know, I think I'm gonna save
a lot of money on lubrication
with you around here.
Three, two, one...
Right on cue.
That, Beethoven, is the number one
moneymaker in this town...
the speed trap on Quicksilver Drive.
Out-of-towners think they can just
blast through here at any speed.
Then they meet the sheriff.
Nine times out of 10,
some yokel's at the wheel.
He'll think he can handle her
Just 'cause she's a woman.
Perfect. She's a chick.
- License and registration.
- Darlin' what did I do wrong?
It's Sheriff Dempsey.
License.
Well, you gotta hope that he doesn't
start out by calling her "honey."
Honey, we can work this out.
Sweet thing like you.
Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow!
Yes! It's a takedown! Oh, yeah!
Oh!
Don't you scratch an itch
until I tell you to.
Yes, sir. Ma'am! I mean, ma'am! Ow...
No, Beethoven, you do not
want to mess with the sheriff.
See that right there? That's her Dad.
The Equalizer!
Yes, he was the greatest wrestler
to ever mash a face into the mat.
The Equalizer!
Uncle Freddy?
What are you doing?
Just a little wrestling talk
between the guys.
Me and Beethoven.
You know, sports fans. So, what's up?
Me and Beethoven wanted to
go check out some stores nearby.
Good, fine. Well, have fun.
And behave yourself.
- We will.
- So long, Beethoven.
Come on, Beethoven.
Come on, Beethoven.
Let's check this place out. It looks friendly.
Get that bigfoot out of here.
I'm sorry. Come on, boy. Come on.
Oh, did that big elephant
scare you, Baby Cakes?
You stay here, okay?
I won't be long.
Come back here, Baby Cakes!
Listen to Mommy.
You know, little girl,
this is a locals store.
And you're no local.
What are you doing in Quicksilver?
I'm visiting my Uncle Freddy.
Freddy Kablinski?
The grease monkey.
He's a mechanic...
a certified mechanic.
Ooh.
Do you have any samples?
What does this look like,
Saks Fifth Avenue?
Look. I've got surveillance cameras
all over this place.
So don't even think
about stuffing your pockets.
I guess I can charge you
the local price... 7.41.
What do you think,
I was born yesterday?
What?
Oh, I see.
The big city folk are coming to Quicksilver
to make the local yokels look silly, right?
This is phony. Counterfeit.
- Funny money.
- Really. I didn't know.
Didn't know? Hmm.
Everyone knows that Hamilton is on the 10s
and Andrew Jackson is on the 20s.
There it is.
Andrew Jackson, clear as day.
Issued in 1920.
Um, I'm sorry!
I better be going now!
I'll bring back real money. Bye!
1920? Hmm.
Come on, boy.
Let's