show you.
-Say good-bye.
-What?
Go on. Tell Beethoven good-bye.
Good-bye.
[Beth groans in disgust]
BETH: I thought he was over that!
RICHARD: Me, too.
Slobber, drool everywhere. Isn't it great?
Ask me again when I dry off.
We were so close!
So close? What do you mean?
Well, we didn't want
to tell you till it was over, but....
We've been taking Beethoven
to obedience school.
RICHARD: What?
BRENNAN: Yeah.
Well, that explains a few things.
But why? Why would you--
Because we wanted to keep him.
And we figured if he was acting better,
then maybe we could.
[Slow instrumental music]
Well, you did a good job.
Almost too good.
So, can we keep him?
Okay, he can stay.
-Yes!
-All right!
Thanks, Mom! Guess what.
-Beethoven's valedictorian of his class.
-No kidding?
Hey, where'd he go?
RICHARD: He's drinking from the toilet!
He's downing the whole bowl!
Keep drinking, boy.
I'm gonna get my sketch pad.
-Go get Beethoven out of the bathroom.
-Right.
[Toilet flushing]
That's weird.
REG: All right. Come on. There.
Look at him mark the trail, Martha?
Those were the days.
You know, when I was a kid,
my dad took us out west in a land yacht.
-What's that?
-A motor home.
MADISON: That sounds like fun.
REG: It was great fun.
How about you, boy?
You've never been on vacation
in a motor home, have you?
[Screams]
REG: I don't know if you saw
the signs back there, but it clearly said--
NIGEL: Get in the car! Get in the car!
Put on your seat belt!
Let's go! Go!
Daddy!
NIGEL: That's horrible! Stop it!
He's got Michelangelo!
FBI AGENT 1: Yes, it is part
of the FBI internship program.
Two buttermilk,
two chocolate with rainbow sprinkles...
...four jelly-filled, and go to Krispy Kreme.
We get a discount there.
Put the box in my car.
Yeah, with two coffees. No sugar.
The car is registered
to someone named Nigel Bigelow.
Nigel.
The car is registered to Nigel Bigelow.
It's Nigel Bigelow.
FBI AGENT 2: Right. Whatever.
Didn't even bother
to remove the plates from the vehicle.
That's pretty sloppy.
Now, the local cops have
his apartment staked out.
He knows that we made him,
since he abandoned his vehicle.
So chances are
that he returns there are pretty slim.
All we can do is sit and wait.
I hate to mention this
under the circumstances, sir, but...
...I do have that doctor's appointment.
Absolutely, Simmons.
You've done enough for one day.
I mean, if that's all right with you guys.
Yeah, sure, sure.
It's best to keep to a normal routine.
We don't think that Bigelow
has an accomplice but...
...he could be watching the house.
SIMMONS: Very good, sir.
Thank you, sir.
Here you are, Miss Madison.
Well, cheerio.
[Dramatic instrumental music]
NIGEL: Back! Back, dog! Back! Nice dog!
Back in your room. Back in your room.
Don't.... Get....
Get back in the room!
Well, Nigel...
...I see you have command of the situation,
as usual.
NIGEL: You lied.
You said he weren't a killer.
He's not a killer. You are an oaf.
-Whatever. Just get rid of him.
-Come on, Michelangelo.
NIGEL: And make sure you lock the door!
What are you doing with the chicken?
Have I told you how much I...
...loathe giving you your kibble
morning, noon and night?
No? Well, let me show you.
Lunch is served, sir.
That wasn't too difficult, was it?
You can come down now, Nigel.
The killer doggie is safely put away.
Yeah, well, that's okay for you...
...but the bathroom's in there,
eventually I'll have to use it.
Now listen to me.
If we can get through this
without you leaping on the furniture...
...every time the dog decides
to behave like a dog...
...then you can go to the bathroom
on the afternoon flight to Rio de Janeiro.
Why?
Right. Because we're going
to Brazil this afternoon.
I remember.
I packed my maracas. I can use--
Shut up and read this. It's your lines.
Glasses.