No. I even have a note...
Actor...
What an actor!
I've always said: real criminals,
as a rule, are good actors!
I'm observant!
You stole only from people you thought
were scoundrels! I knew right away.
Did you think in court they'd give
you a year or two less?
Where are you hiding the money?
- Here.
- I see!
Hello! Why didn't you
tell me right away?
I ask that you and your friend
move to a private booth.
- Thanks, no need.
- Raichka! Lubochka!
They'll bring you fresh beer!
Just got a shipment! And some vobla fish...
- The vobla (dry salted fish) is fresh too?
- Funny guy, your friend!
So tell me... No news about the car?
- No, but soon.
- Good. Please, eat...
- Let's get out of here.
- Let's stay a bit, if that's ok.
In jail they probably won't
feed me like they do here...
- What's this?
- Change of underwear, just in case.
- And these?
- Permits, receipts, documents.
- What documents? Where's the money?
- This is the money...
What? You gave the money
away to orphanages?
- How much did you keep?
- I kept nothing.
Only for travel and expenses.
Yes, dear viewer. Detochkin
didn't take any money.
True, he's a thief, but he's
a selfless, honest human being.
They've put some accounting
documents on their table.
It's the review board...
Server our "brand name" beer".
Ok.
I did not sell the first car.
I left it for the police at the station.
I put on the wind shield a long note
explaining everything.
While I took a train home.
The second car...
it wasn't entirely fair.
I drove it over to the police too,
and again left a note,
saying the owner's a scoundrel!
But they returned it to him...
Then I decided to start selling them.
I love you!
Here, it's the warrant for your arrest!
Now give it back!
Here.
- Now I shall tear it apart!
- Maxim! You mustn't!
- Yura!
- Don't you dare! You'll get in trouble!
Maxim! Fellows!
We're friends! Hey, guys!
Hey, boss! It's ok! Boss!
It's all good! Boss!
So take it!
I'm giving it to you!
Come in! Goodbye!
So long!
Friend!
Friend!
(singing: if I fall ill,
I won't go to the doctors.)
(I'll turn to my friends,
and I'm not kidding either...)
Listen, friend! Don't put me away
until opening night, I beg you.
I won't put you away at all!
Live free!
A role like this, comes once
in a lifetime, you see?
Play opening night, and then
all the shows after that!
- No need to let me play the rest.
- No! There IS a need!
- Oh, you...
- I'm off to Luba's.
Don't get hit by a car!
Why did you do it? Who asked you?
Who made you do it??
Look at yourself!
I mean... you're an idiot.
You're talking like a 3-year-old.
Why did you sit down?
Get up!
What to do? My God!
Did you think about me? No? No.
You've only ever thought of yourself!
They'll put you in jail, Yura,
- ...and they'll be right to do so.
- They will be wrong.
- Yes. - No.
- Button that...
I'll wait for you, Yura.
Five years, eight years, ten years.
- As long as it takes...
- Thank you...
Ten... that means
I'll be forty six by then.
- Yes, that's... well...
- My God!
- Who did I get involved with?!
- Who with indeed? Well?
No, I mean just look,
see what you look like...
What do I look like?
My God! You've ruined my life...
Yurachka!
Yura!
- Good morning. It's me!
- Hello!
Tell me, have you heard that
there was another car stolen today?
And did you look out your window today?
Hello? Hello! Say something.
You're looking out the window, are you?
And?
Why did you do that?
Since when are you stealing
car from honest people?
What of your principles?
Oh, but it's Stelkin's car,
and he takes bribes!
What Stelkin? This car belongs
to a famous scientist! A PhD!
On moment, I'll just
verify with my files.
He has files!
Pitiful bureaucrat!
THe car is Stelkin's,
and he takes bribes!
It can't be!
Could I be wrong??
Take the car back to him
immediately! And as for you...
I advise you to get over here,
as they say, "all packed and