profile...
Well, let me start
at the very beginning...
I didn't get any Belomor delivered
this morning. "Oh well", I said to myself.
I'm tired of saying "No Belomor!"
all day long...
Maybe you could
try to be brief?
Young man, in your profession
you should not be hasty.
"Belomor" is a lead for this
investigation! This very person,
the one who broke into your car,
first asked for Belomors,
and then bought Droog cigarettes.
Thirty Kopeks, with the
little dog on the pack.
Then I thought:
"Why is he nervous? Why?"
Wait! Stop! What do you
keep thinking to yourself?
Every actor must have
his lines memorized perfectly.
There's no need to
run around the stage.
Act with your head!
And no need to swear, either,
or I'll take you off the field... the, ah... rehearsal.
- I don't swear, I...
- Recess!
About this part, Yevgeni Alexandrovich:
"Let go, for God's sake!"
Oh, let it go...
It's recess...
- What am I to him, a child?
- Oh, don't get upset... - Smoke?
- What are you smoking?
- Droog cigarettes.
Yes... Droog cigarettes...
With the little dog... 30 Kopeks...
Usually I smoke Belomor,
but they didn't have any.
Out of Belomor, you're right,
so he bought Droog.
- "He" who?
- The criminal.
What criminal?
A modern one. Cultured. I might even call
him a new type of criminal.
- What did crooks use to forget
at crime scenes? - What?
Hats, cigarette butts, and now...
Shakespeare!
Don't be alarmed.
No blood stains here!
- So you're, what, an investigator?
- Yes, I handle car theft cases. - Theft?...
No fingerprints.
The criminal works with gloves on.
- But this does not interest you...
- No... it's very interesting!
You see, there's
no library stamp, no...
I said, there's no library stamp,
or an owner's name.
You know how some people
write their name on their books?
I know, but I don't do it.
It's a secret, but there's a "crew"
in the city, stealing personal vehicles.
Four vehicles stolen from
the same area in the past year.
Three!
Oh, even you've heard.
Yes, three.
They failed to steal the forth.
But this will all end soon.
- And how's that? - We caught
a member of the crew. - Who?
A respectable person. An engineer.
The wife - a doctor. Two kids.
Only recently got an apartment,
and this is what he's up to!
- What does he look like?
- A small fellow.
- Kinda round?
- Yes...
- And... you arrested him?
- Oh, no need for such harsh measures.
He planned to escape to a holiday resort,
but I now he can't leave the city.
What if he's not an accomplice, and you've robbed
such a respectable person of his vacation time?
My gut tells me he's innocent.
But a full inquiry is still
a matter of a few days.
I already know the identifying marks
of the crew's leader...
Tall, wears a raincoat,
a hat and carries a briefcase.
And most importantly,
he's round-shouldered.
And how do you plan to catch
the leader?
Comrades! The second half please!
We'd like a metal trap, please.
For a large animal.
- Going for a fox, a wolf?
- A bear. - A wolf. She's kidding...
Could you tell me how it works?
You place the bait here.
- You have bait?
- Yes, yes.
The predator smells the bait,
sneaks up... and he's caught!
- Lovely!
- Sign it out!
- Going well, no?
- Excellent! Now bring the ice cream...
Sima! You're not in the forest!
Guys, don't seperate! (also 'stand out')
Join the Collective!
Go on!
Semitsvetov!
Dima!
- You've got a blonde!
- Sorta beige!
I love night rides!
Guys, when I drink
I don't get behind the wheel!
Give us a ride, Dima!
Give us a ride, DI-MA!
Quiet! Quiet! Quiet!
The police invented a test tube
where you go... *pfff*...
You blow and it tells them
if you've been drinking.
And if you have -
they take your license, right?
- I'll go anyway!
- Sima dear, this isn't the beach!
- Don't lie on it! It's been polished!
- There you go...
- Say, I am totally loaded!
- Yes!
I need to put myself
in a horizontal position.
- Who is