We're off course and computer-locked.
That fire in Rok's core played havoc
with the brain functions.
Mr Dunn and Mr Unger
were sucked out an air lock.
Both together?
Mr Dunn and Mr Unger
were sucked out an air lock.
Don't panic. Calm down, ladies.
Are there any other problems?
Captain, we've run out of coffee.
Damn! I've told them
a hundred times - store extra coffee!
Captain, what should we do
if the passengers start to panic?
This is the way we'll play it -
Mary, you're here
in case there's a full-cabin press.
Testa, cover Mary's weak side
in case she gets double-teamed.
Right!
Captain, I don't think
we have any alternatives.
I see. What do you think
our alternatives are?
To disconnect Rok's
higher brain function
without disturbing
his regulatory system.
That computer
has a self-defence mechanism.
You heard what happened
to the others.
I know. Sucked out.
Still, it's our only chance.
We could try it from here.
You get back and monitor
the regulatory unit.
- Right. Good luck, Captain.
- Don't worry about me.
Ladies and gentlemen,
please calm down.
Please, listen to me.
I want to tell you what's
going on with the ship.
Thank you.
We've been thrown
off course just a tad.
What's a tad?
Miss, what exactly is a tad?
In space terms,
that's about half a million miles.
That's interesting.
The bumps you feel are asteroids
smashing into the hull of the ship.
Also, we're flying
without a navigational system
and can't seem to change course.
Miss, are you telling us
absolutely everything?
Not exactly.
We're also out of coffee.
Listen to me! Your crew is in
complete control of the situation.
Trust me.
There's nothing to worry about!
You're right. They're off course
and heading straight for the sun.
I've seen enough, Bob.
Get me Steve McCroskey, and fast.
McCroskey hasn't handled
a tower since the strike.
Since Reagan fired the controllers,
he's been completely senile.
Yeah, but what about McCroskey?
- Pretty much the same as Reagan.
- I don't care. Get him.
Father, I've led such a sinful life.
I'm married with two kids, and there
were these girls at the company.
I got them pregnant,
so I stole from the company
to pay for the abortions...
God bless you.
Thank you, Father.
I've always loved you, darling,
but I have to tell you
I was unfaithful to you, just once.
I understand, darling.
Remember Jill, my first secretary?
Forgive me.
That's all right.
I knew about it all the time.
I was unfaithful, too.
I understand, darling.
Remember Susan,
your last receptionist?
I don't mean to sound forward.
I mean, I know I don't know you,
but...
I don't think
we're going to live through this,
and... l've... never...
been with a man before.
I know this really
isn't the place.
No, no. I understand.
Who turned off the...
What are you doing, Captain?
This is highly irregular.
- Get me some coffee, miss.
- Yes, sir.
And a quart of Geritol
and a ham on rye.
Welcome home, sir.
Here's the navigational charts, sir.
Get me radio contact
with that ship. Pronto.
Here's all the information
on the sun. That thing is hot!
Get Bud Kruger immediately.
And some ice.
Yes, sir.
Jacobs.
I want to know absolutely everything
that's happened up till now.
First the Earth cooled,
and then the dinosaurs came.
But they got too big,
so they died, and turned into oil.
Then the Arabs came
and bought Mercedes Benzes.
Prince Charles started wearing
Lady Di's clothes.
I couldn't believe it! He took
her best summer dress, put it on...
Things sure haven't changed.
Captain, I think we've got...
Captain Oveur, what's wrong?
What's wrong?
What are you trying to say?
One... One what? One word!
First word? First syllable?
Captain, I'm not very good at this.
10 words!
How to Succeed in Business
Without Really Trying.
What am I saying? Throat.
Throat. Sounds like choke.
Choke. You...
Oh, my God!
You were gassed by Rok?
I got it! I got it!
Simon,