bring down that flying hunk
of junk, you're OK in my book.
Don't fight her, Striker.
Hold her up.
I hope you enjoyed your flight.
Fly Pan Universe again.
You gotta hit the centre
of that strip or you're a dead duck.
Let's go home.
Yes, thank you
for flying Pan Universe.
Have a nice stay.
Shift those turbo chargers.
Now check the sensors.
Deploy your secondary boosters.
Is there a courtesy phone
around here?
Hello. We'd like you
to have this flower.
We're with the Church
of Lunar Consciousness.
We'd like you to have this flower.
Would you like to make a donation?
You're almost home.
Hold her.
Stay with her, Striker.
It takes a soft touch.
Don't let her get away
from you this time, Striker.
I don't know
if this is a good time to ask,
but could I get my briefcase back?
Striker!
You know what it's like
to laugh like that?
Yes. Yes, I do.
What did he get?
A one-way ticket to the funny farm.
- Des Moines Institute?
- Then you know it.
We're familiar with it.
Just don't come apart on me now.
Jimmy, do you like it
when Scraps holds your leg
and rubs up and down?
You were gassed by Rok?
I got it! I got it!
Your navigator Mr Unger.
First officer Mr Dunn.
Let's get to the tower.
We have no tower.
No tower?
Just a bridge, sir.
Why the hell aren't I notified
about these things?
How would you handle this?
I want to know absolutely everything
that's happened up till now.
Well, first the Earth cooled.
Then the dinosaurs came,
but they got fat and died
and turned into oil.
Then the Arabs came
and bought Mercedes Benzes.
Give the court
your impression of Mr Striker.
I don't do impressions.
My training is in psychiatry.
Do you swear to tell the truth,
so help you God?
The second time bomb on your right.
Certainly.
That's exactly what they'll
be expecting us to do.
EnglishWatch your step.
All Pulsar Four mining personnel
report to the resource
expedition office, level seven.
Not on a four-hour layover.
Operator. Can I help you?
Phone home. Phone home.
Please deposit $6 million
for the first 3 minutes.
All lunar passengers,
please check with Passenger
Processing, level three.
That's us.
Can Scraps sit with us, Dad?
We'll check, Jimmy.
The moon's a long way.
- Can I help you folks?
- Thanks.
Is that your puppy, son?
Yeah. Scraps is going
to the moon with us.
No dogs are allowed on the shuttle.
I'm afraid Scraps
will have to be shot.
He shot him! He shot Scraps!
Just joking!
Blanks. See? Scraps is fine.
I says, "Whenever
you're in town, call me".
Dinner in first class will be
bean sprouts and broccoli.
Fine.
- Chanting or non-chanting?
- Chanting, please.
Don't worry about the Viatex account.
We have a buy-or-sell option.
- Watch their legal people, Bob.
- Will do.
And Bob... feed the cats.
Will do.
I'm sorry, ma'am,
you're only allowed one carry-on.
All right.
Bye-bye. Thank you.
For the best computer
officer on the lunar mission.
Simon, you shouldn't have!
I guess I'm a pretty lucky woman.
Women and the space
program have come far,
but after the wedding, no more
complicated computers for my girl.
They've offered me a chance
to head the computer division.
You'll head up the baby division
for Mr and Mrs Simon Kurtz.
That's an order, Lieutenant.
Where's the passenger processing
lounge for the lunar shuttle?
Concourse lounge "C", fourth level.
- Thanks.
- Next.
How long is my parking valid?
- Two hours.
- Thank you.
- What's the fastest animal on earth?
- The cheetah. Next?
- Should I fake my orgasms?
- Yes.
Thank you.
This is mission control.
We have clearance on two-niner
for shuttle pre-launch checks.
You are clear to descend to 15,000
and hold until further notice.
A high-pressure front's
moving over Denver.
56 in the valley, 72 at the beaches.
The Supremes hit the top of the charts
with this really big one, Baby Love.
I have a collect call for
Michael Reese from his mother.
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