started without me?
You cut the turkey without me?
Come on, we leave.
They start without us, we go.
Every year you're late. We were
hungry, the kids wanted to eat.
We couldn't wait.
Your own flesh and blood,
and you couldn't wait?
You cut the turkey!
That's it! That's the last time
we come for Thanksgiving!
Gabriel, come here, for God's sake.
Gabriel! Gabriel!
- Come back!
- Such a lunatic.
It's ridiculous.
The same thing every year.
We wait for him, he shows up late,
then we cut the turkey.
You cut the turkey!
It took us hours to get here.
You live miles from nowhere.
It's too far, for God's sake.
Too far for relatives.
Your new relatives.
You have relatives that live near you
who you'll wait for.
Gabriel, for God's sake, let's not
make an issue out of the turkey.
That's what happens
when you get to be wealthy.
Your son's wealthy so you don't wait
for your brother to cut the turkey.
To hell with you!
To hell with me?
Jules making a good living has nothing
to do with the turkey. Nothing!
When we lived in Avalon, nobody ate.
You wait for everybody
before you eat...
...much less cut the turkey
without a brother.
You move to the suburbs and you think
it doesn't matter anymore.
The young ones are hungry.
They make a commotion.
You want to stand on ceremony
with the family?
There's always young ones that are
hungry that carry on and want to eat.
They got to wait till every relative
is there before the turkey's cut.
I've said enough!
What's wrong?
Put all kitchen appliances here.
Washing machines, refrigerators,
a whole department.
We got one entire floor just for
bedroom sets, sleepers, sofas.
It's been no time since we
expanded the other place.
- Where's the money coming from?
- The bank is financing us.
The bank?
They're giving us the money.
This is the time.
You know, you open a place like this,
no one can compete with us.
We got a chance, we might as well
run with it.
Discount department store.
- Right.
- This place is enormous.
What's the worst that can happen?
It goes under.
It goes under?
Right. How much money
you got right now?
You got nothing. You got nothing.
I got nothing because every time
I make a dollar, you want to expand.
God forbid the place goes under.
You can't have less than nothing.
It's not a lot. What are we?
We're a discount warehouse.
There's nothing like it. No frills,
no fixtures. No one's ever done this.
I'll have to invent new ways
to count money.
We're gonna tear up this town.
Yeah?
- All right. Let's do it.
- Yes!
Let's do it.
A job at McCormick's spice company.
Good, very good. Good.
We'll have a family-circle meeting.
Get everybody to help you
get your own place.
Own place.
That's a good drink.
You'll have your own place.
You'll be an American, like us.
Two...
...eleven...
...and thirteen.
That's the only channels we've got.
Howdy Doody on 11.
That's the channel you want
in the afternoon. Want to try it?
Two, 11, 13.
Howdy Doody.
Monday through Friday, Captain Video.
That one's great.
Did you ever see Captain Video
where you come from?
Captain Video?
Captain Video.
Where is Michael?
He's in the car.
When's Jules coming
to the family circle?
He'll be there. He said he
wanted to take some golf lessons.
Golf? He's gonna play golf?
That's what I said when I heard.
A working person doesn't play golf.
It's for people
with feathers and a cap.
Where does he get such crazy ideas?
Why is it so unusual?
It's not unusual.
I just never heard of it.
Don't run with the machine.
I'm not running.
I'm going 25 miles an hour.
You're running, you're running!
The trees are going past too quick.
Okay. Goodbye, buddy.
- Ooh, touching!
- Touching!
I'm gonna use my Linky.
Beat that.
I don't think we have to chip in
for Simka, that's all.
It's part of our tradition.
One brings another