smiling at me like that? I see. You're a little strange... ...but cute. How are you? Have a nice day. Thank you very much. I'll go to the bus stop now. Why did you steal that tie? I don't know. I'm a wonderful person! I'm serious. I'll be with you in a minute. He's getting on my nerves. Will you stop smiling at me like that? You look like one of Santa's helpers. Is he with us? My name is Arthur, and this is Mr. Hobson. Good afternoon. Good afternoon? My name is Linda. I'd like to thank you very much. You did a nice thing. That was an interesting kiss. - You kiss your wife like that? - I'm not married. Keep smiling. 688-5549. Don't expect big things on the first date. Yes, it's been a distinct pleasure meeting you. Arthur, we really must be going. Thank you for a memorable afternoon. Usually one must go to a bowling alley to meet a woman of your stature. Wouldn't it be funny if he called me? Arthur, I see no reason for prolonging this conversation. Unless you're planning... ...to knock over a fruit stand later in the evening. Good luck in prison. Who was the tie for? A guy. Look how he stopped smiling. My father. It's his birthday. What are you doing tomorrow night? I don't know. I have plans for tomorrow night. What should I wear? Steal something casual. - I like him. - Likewise, I'm sure. I'll have Bitterman drive you home. You don't have to do that. Bitterman doesn't have to take me. I really hardly ever take the bus, ever. - But it's so hard to get a cab. - Of course. I'm sure we know a lot of the same people. - Get in. - Right. Tell Bitterman where to take you. And make sure... ...you give him your address and phone number. Take care of her, Bitterman. Good afternoon! You'd think they'd never seen a car before. Hey lady, where did you get the car? Could you children please allow us our privacy? Could I sit here until one of my neighbors walks by? I want someone I know to see me get out of this. I understand. Here comes Mrs. Nesbit. This should kill her. Don't touch the door. I'll do it. Mrs. Nesbit deserves the entire treatment. Thank you, Bitterman. Well, hello, Mrs. Nesbit! Will that be all, madam? I think so. Have a nice evening, Mrs. Nesbit. - Could be a big tie. - It is a tie. Then guessing would be out of the question. - It is a tie! - Surprise! I love it! It goes with everything I own. I hope you like it. If I don't get a job soon, you may get it back on your birthday. Dad, shut up. A funny thing happened to me today. Do you know why... ...girls marry so badly? Is this a joke? Are these Polish girls? The reason is, there are so many girls... ...and so few princes. You met a prince? I met a nice guy. With my help, he could become a prince. - Who is he? - Just a guy. What does he do? Nothing. Another beauty. How does he make a living? Look, I have to make dinner. I take it this bum will be calling you. Dad, he's a millionaire. You have my permission to marry him. Roses. Yellow. She'll drop dead. She'll love them. Yellow roses. Two dozen. I think something else would look nice too. Red roses. With the yellow. She won't know what hit her! You'll be aces with her. You're a nice boy. Two dozen red, okay? - Do you know what happened? - No, I don't. Yesterday I met her outside Bergdorf's. I can't stop thinking about her! Are you married? Once. She's alive. - What's that? - A yucca plant. - I'll take it. - How many? Four. Where were you when I was selling cars? How did you know when you fell in love? How does anybody know? I was on a train. From Washington to New York. What's that? - A fern. You need five. - Right! A girl got on the train. Skinny. She gave me a smile. By Baltimore, I was a dead duck. Did you whistle a lot? I find I whistle! I whistled. Did you feel funny? I feel funny. You may have a cold. Send all this and anything else you can think of ------------------------------ Читайте также: - текст Язык нежности на английском - текст Неуловимые мстители на английском - текст Токийская история на английском - текст Джуниор на английском - текст Человек-дьявол на английском |