- Wait a sec.
Wait a minute!
Bobbie Tucker.
She's got her car.
- Heard you're going away to school.
- Maybe, maybe.
- What?
- Same old Curt.
All the time we were going together,
you never knew what you were doing.
- I gotta go.
- Where ya goin'?
- Nowhere.
- You mind if I come along?
- Okay.
- Okay.
Louie, Louie
Me gotta go
A fine little girl
She's waitin'for me
Catch a ship
across the sea
Sail the ship all alone
Never think
I'll make it home
All right, Bolander, break that up.
You know the rules.
You and your girlfriend wanna do that,
go someplace else, huh?
Hey, Kroot.
Why don't you go kiss a duck?
- What did you say?
- I said go kiss a duck, marble-head.
All right, Bolander,
you are suspended.
Don't you even come in Monday.
You're out!
I graduated last semester.
Remember?
Why don't we go out
to the canal?
What for?
Listen, I can get tough
with you too, you know.
Hard guy.
A double Chubby Chuck, a chili-barb,
two orders of French fries and...
- Cherry Coke.
- And two Cherry Cokes.
What?
Right. Cool.
Hey, Deb.
How's my soft baby?
Come on. Beat it, Vic.
I'm not your baby.
Come on, honey.
So I never called you back.
I been, you know, busy.
Yeah, three weeks?
Besides, it only took me one night
to realize...
if brains were dynamite,
you couldn't blow your nose.
Look who's talking. Who's the wimp
you're hangin' out with now? Einstein?
Tiger happens to be
very intelligent, unlike you.
I know everything your dirty little mind
is thinking. It shows.
Hey, now, buddy, look.
The lady obviously doesn't want...
Look, creep. You want
a knuckle sandwich?
No, thanks. I'm waitin'
for a double Chubby Chuck.
Then keep your smart-ass
mouth shut.
I'll call you sometime, Deb.
- Some night when I'm hard up.
- I won't be home.
Get out of here.
You seem to know
a lot of weird guys.
That creep's not a friend of mine.
He's just... horny.
That's why I like you.
You're different.
l... I am? I mean,
you really think I'm intelligent?
Yeah. And I bet you're smart enough
to get us some brew.
Brew? Oh, liquor.
Yeah, this place is
too crowded anyway.
What about your hamburgers
and Cokes, sir?
Will you speed up?
You're gonna lose her.
Cut around him.
just hang a right at the corner.
Lost her again.
- Who is she?
- I don't know.
But I'm gonna fiэnd out.
I know who she is.
Well, come on, Bob.
Come on! Who is she?
Come on!
You know Mr. Beeman?
He owns Hepcat Jewelers?
That's his wife.
Get outta here.
That's ridiculous.
That girl is young and beautiful.
- And married.
- And she was cruising Tenth Street.
You gotta be thinkin'
of someone else.
Did you know that my ex is going
to become a presidential aide?
It's a secret, so don't tell anybody,
but his greatest ambition...
is to shake hands
with President Kennedy.
How do you suppose you're gonna
do that, wishy-washy, at J.C.?
Maybe I've grown up.
Maybe I changed my mind.
- Doubt it.
- Maybe you don't think you can do it.
- Maybe you oughta shut up.
- Maybe I ought to, but I won't.
Maybe you oughta
come into the aft chamber...
where we can
discuss this in private.
Thanks a lot.
Come on, Wendy.
Move over.
I'm not sitting on your lap.
- To the opera, James.
- Drop dead.
Unless you want to go to Gallo Dam
and have a little orgy.
You wish!
I could pick up some margarine.
We could roll around in it for a while.
- I've been silly.
- Yeah?
I'm really glad
you're gonna stay.
We might even have
a class together.
- Maybe.
- Look.
There's Kip Pullman.
He's so neat.
Say somethin' to him
when we go by.
- What do you want me to say?
- Anything. I just wanna meet him.
Hey, Kip, buddy.
What's up?
Hey, Henderson, long time no see.
What you been doin'?
Nothin'.
I just wanted to tell you
Bobbie here is madly in love with you...
and trembles at the sight
of your rippling biceps.
- Out of my car, you...
- Wait a second!
I hate you!
Get out of my car!
Temper, temper!