Excuse me.
- The herbs. The herbs.
- (both) AIice. Excuse me.
The herbs. A bag,
did you see a brown bag around here?
- The nutmeg. I put that in the eggnog.
- Nutmeg? Oh, no. Isn't there any Ieft?
- It was a smaII bag.
- It's not nutmeg. Get the eggnog, pIease.
- I thought it was.
- Tip the whoIe thing out.
- I'm Nat. I've been staring at you...
- There's been a mistake.
- Give me that. Don't drink any more.
- You're so IoveIy.
- Ken, Iet me taIk to you tomorrow.
- I Iove you.
Excuse me. You're gonna think this is
very sudden. I Iove you. Let's get married.
- I think we shouId. I have a Iot of money.
- AIice. My God.
- There's been an accident.
- Joseph Banks. Can you feeI it?
- AIice?
- Can you feeI? Can you...?
Why don't you back off a second, OK?
Let me taIk to her. Give me one second.
(* "O Tannenbaum" by Liberace)
- CIaire had so much Iiposuction done.
- Yes?
I ran into her in PaIm Beach
and again at the kinesioIogist's.
I think she wants to have an affair
with her dog-waIker.
- (man) Taxi!
- Is it five or six Pekingese she has?
- Six, I think. Is he cute?
- Mm... Mezzo, mezzo.
- Is that you?
- Yeah.
- We have to taIk.
- Yeah. I think we do need to taIk.
AII right. I've fooIed around a IittIe
over the years. I'm not perfect.
- Neither am I.
- No, you are.
No, Doug. I've Iied. I've cheated.
- I've done things I didn't think I had in me.
- You have?
I have, I have. We haven't had
a reaI marriage in so Iong, if ever.
In what way did you Iie and cheat?
AII I know is, I don't Iike the way I feeI
about it. I think it's time to change that.
Look, I don't wanna bIow this
out of proportion, OK? What's past is past.
Nothing has to be different. We can
get things back to the way they were.
I know I can. I know I can.
- But I'm not going to.
- What does that mean?
It... WouId you excuse us, pIease, HiIda?
Just for a moment, pIease.
I'II teII you what it means. I'm tired
of aII this. I'm tired of pedicures,...
..and face-Iifts, and shopping
and gossip about who's in bed with who.
- I'm tired of the whoIe thing.
- There's more than that. The chiIdren.
Yes, exactIy. I want them growing up
with deeper vaIues, with something eIse.
- Don't give me a Iecture.
- That is something I don't need any more.
- What is it?
- For your own interest.
You wanted to take a writing course.
I said OK.
Did you aIso have an affair with
Nancy BriII? I wouIdn't be surprised.
- I don't Iike you this way.
- I can't write. And if I couId...
- It's good to know that.
- ..I'm incapabIe of more than a TV pIot.
- We need to go to the Bahamas.
- It's pathetic.
- Unwind, sunbathe, unIoad this.
- I'm going further than the Bahamas.
- OK. What? Where are you going?
- I'm going to CaIcutta.
- You're going where?
- CaIcutta.
- To try and work with Mother Teresa.
- Do you have your ticket?
I want the chiIdren
to have a different kind of Iife.
- To know something different.
- Mother Teresa? Are you serious?
- I'm serious.
- You're serious about this?
- When did this amazing thought pop up?
- It doesn't matter when.
It does to me.
One minute without your charge pIates
and masseuse and you wouId be Iost.
Yeah, I know. You're probabIy right.
- But it's not gonna be that way any more.
- ReaIIy? What's it gonna be? CaIcutta?
You're going off to CaIcutta?
Do you know they have
10,000 unIisted diseases in CaIcutta?
I don't beIieve... What are you saying?
The second you see
an ad for a diamond earring...
..or get a craving for a caviar bIini,
you'II be back, if indeed you go.
You're not going with my chiIdren.
(Nina) Did you hear about Alice Tait?
She left her husband.
- (Penny) No!
- (Sue) That's old news.
- What do you mean?
- The big news is, she went to lndia.
- Really?
- lt's incredible. She met Mother Teresa.
But now she's back and l heard
she's doing some kind of volunteer work.
- She always had that Catholic streak.
- True.
She not only left her