in CaIcutta?
I don't beIieve... What are you saying?
The second you see
an ad for a diamond earring...
..or get a craving for a caviar bIini,
you'II be back, if indeed you go.
You're not going with my chiIdren.
(Nina) Did you hear about Alice Tait?
She left her husband.
- (Penny) No!
- (Sue) That's old news.
- What do you mean?
- The big news is, she went to lndia.
- Really?
- lt's incredible. She met Mother Teresa.
But now she's back and l heard
she's doing some kind of volunteer work.
- She always had that Catholic streak.
- True.
She not only left her husband, she left
her cook, her chauffeur and her maid.
She's living downtown with the kids.
You're not gonna believe this.
She does everything herself.
Penny Gates said she spends all her free
time with her kids, and she looks great.
No cook or maid?
Did she have a mental breakdown?
- That's my thought.
- Someone said she's a changed woman.
Speaking of changed women,
Gloria Phillips had face work.
She's having an affair
with her astrologer, isn't she?
But she's a changed woman
because you can't tell it's Gloria.
Listen...
(* "Alice Blue Gown"
by Wayne King & His Orchestra)
Visiontext SubtitIes: Yasmeen Khan(* "Limehouse Blues" by Jackie Gleason)
- (man) Hey. Where are you now?
- Nowhere.
It's Iate. I have to go.
Oh, oh, oh.
- John and Susan confirmed for dinner.
- Yes.
Don't sit her by Ray PooIe's wife. She'II
ask if he's moving to Kidder Peabody.
- I'II put her next to the GimbeIs.
- Mrs Tait! We're ready for schooI.
We're aII bundIed up. Come on. Let's go.
There's Mommy.
Give her a big wave and a big hug.
- Do you have their Iibrary books?
- Yes. And their miIk money. Come on.
- Wanna invite LiIy to pIay?
- I'II be picking you up.
No, Monica?
I'd Iike to pick them up today.
- AII right.
- OK.
- Seen my tennis racket?
- Bye! No.
- Let's go to the country this weekend.
- Oh.
Roger and I wanna pIay doubIes
with his Iawyer and a friend.
But it's the Iast weekend
for the antique show.
Come on. There'II be others.
I put in a cIay court and I've yet to use it.
- They have no more free-range chickens.
- Then, no, HiIda.
There are too many chemicaIs
in the others. Bye-bye.
Order some papayas, HiIda.
They're high in fibre.
You want me to order
more skin Iotion and shampoo?
No. Dr KeIIar's putting me on new ones.
You can order my moisturiser.
- (doorbell)
- There's my trainer.
HiIda, wouId you caII my masseuse
and see if I can come an hour earIier?
- My back is just kiIIing me.
- Hi.
- Hi, EtheI. Hi, BiII.
- We met in the eIevator.
I was out shopping for another cIient
and I found this.
- I was thinking of the Connecticut pIace.
- Yeah?
- It's a fin-de-siйcle eeI trap.
- An eeI trap?
Maybe for a Iamp base
or a dried fIower arrangement?
- Interesting, yeah.
- Live with it for a whiIe.
- They're hard to come by.
- Are they?
It's a steaI at 9,000.
I'II just be in the chiIdren's room.
- Ready to get off some ceIIuIite?
- My back is kiIIing me. I don't know why.
I've had it X-rayed, I've been to my
chiropractor, I've had a shiatsu massage...
- Acupuncture?
- No, I'm scared of needIes.
- There's a Dr Yang. He's good.
- I wonder, if I had a Swede waIk on it...
(* "Breezin'Along With The Breeze"
by Jackie Gleason)
- Oh. Did you hear about Nancy BriII?
- No. What?
She got promoted. Now she's in charge of
buying scripts for a big cabIe TV station.
- ReaIIy?
- She can get a project done if she Iikes it.
- Who wouId have thought?
- Everybody's running to her with scripts.
My! It's great when
a good friend makes it.
I hear she's having an affair
with Beth Winninger's husband.
ReaIIy?
- Nina?
- What?
CouId you excuse us
for a coupIe of minutes?
- Sure.