you.
Wow, is this yours?
Neat horse.
Mom, he's got a fantastic horse out there
that I can ride. Can I go?
No, I don't think so.
Mom, I'm going just crazy in here.
Just crazy!
- Read a book.
- Mom!
All right, go on. But don't be gone long.
Come back early.
- Will you come on?
- That's very tricky.
- I got no shame.
- Let's go.
- He's got a hutch where he raises rabbits.
- I'll bet.
- But horses are the main thing.
- I've seen horses.
I rode this chestnut one
that was named Ribbon.
And hold on! He makes his own ice cream!
He asked us out there Sunday.
Farmer John's gonna have to get along
without me, I'll tell you that.
- I want to go.
- No.
- Yes!
- No!
Shit!
Don't run over us.
Hold him in.
You're doing good, honey.
Took me six years to get this place.
We've got fescue or winter pasture,
you know.
Right before you get to that bare stuff.
And that's alfalfa,
or it will be in two months.
I see.
- Gee, it's just...
- It's nice, isn't it?
Yeah, it really is.
Tommy, don't use your fingernails.
She'll kick that bucket over.
Okay.
Very funny.
That's wonderful, darling.
How would you like the holy hell
kicked out of you?
Tommy, watch the fingernails.
Christ, she's got tits
the size of cucumbers.
What do you expect?
I just don't know where he gets
that language. I really don't.
Think real hard. It'll come to you, lady.
Maybe he picks it up at school.
Cooking utensils? Right.
Hey, you going to come help us with this?
No. I can't sing that kind of music.
- You can try it.
- No...
Come on, let's try again.
For somebody who says
he can only boil water...
you got a lot of fancy equipment out there.
What?
- In the kitchen, that stuff.
- My wife got those things.
- I didn't know you were married.
- I'm not. I was married...
but we split up about two years ago.
She divorced me, took the kids, and split.
- I'm sorry I asked.
- No, it's okay, it's just...
she wanted this, I wanted that.
She said, "I'm leaving. "
I held the door for her.
Come on, a person could go crazy
waiting in here.
A person could also
get his face slapped, too, you know?
- I bet I could.
- That's right, you could.
- Can you get him?
- Yeah.
I hardly recognize him
with his mouth closed.
Isn't that the truth?
He's a good kid.
- Good night.
- Good night.
- I had a real good time.
- Me, too.
Steve, you better watch it.
You're going to draw back a bloody stub.
I changed the price
on the combination here.
Listen, tell Alice her roast beef is ready.
Where is Alice?
She's out there in the john,
trying to get her knees unwelded.
Why don't you lay off her? She's all right.
I like her. She doesn't like me.
Go, go on.
Here, honey, I'm sorry.
Mel gave me the order at the same time.
- I had to bring you a salad...
- Flo, how about some service over here?
- Flo, ready on the BLT!
- Right!
Flo, where's Vera?
We got three orders piled over here!
Flo, where the hell's Vera?
What's the matter?
You didn't get your milk?
You're absolutely right.
I'm going to get you...
Where the hell is Vera?
- I can't get this thing open.
- Okay.
Can't you hear me? Where the hell's Vera?
She went to shit, and the hogs ate her!
What the hell is going on here?
All I asked you is where the hell Vera is.
Come on.
Look, I'm really sorry.
You know, Flo's got personal problems.
It's an accident. It happens.
All right, honey. I'm sorry. Really.
That's the worst thing
I've ever heard in my life.
You know, you have a worse mouth
than my kid.
- You mean, you like it?
- Like it? I hate it.
Did you make that up?
No. I heard it all my life.
I heard it first from my dad.
- You're kidding me.
- No, he's got some terrific sayings.
He lives out on a farm.
He always says his name's P.P.
He always says,
"Don't call me P.P. 'cause I'm all urine. "
He makes up poems like,
"Alice, Alice, got no malice"
No more.
I'm glad you like that one.
Come on, the customers are waiting.
What's the