Frenchman ways.
She'll see. She'll see
that I'm the loyal one.
- Alonzo.
- Oh, joy. Le petit homme.
You took care of the rat?
You will never...
see it... again.
This isn't the Orient-Express.
We're on the wrong platform!
- There she is!
Come on.
Oddball!
Oh, no, I can't look!
She'll be killed!
Somebody, do something!
Oh, what am I doing?
Help! Help!
Your wings!
Flap your wings!
Flap wings? Oh!
Where did these come from?
Blimey, they work!
I can fly!
Dogs can fly!
Whee-yah!
I just realized
I'm not a rottweiler at all!
I'm a retriever.
- Where are we going?
- Paris!
- We've missed the train!
- Then we'll catch the next one!
You think he saw us?
We better... We better hide.
But where?
What? Bad wady's cow?
Oh, good idea, spotty.
- Vive la Paris!
- Careful now.
Careful. Careful.
Uh, careful!
Mustn't harm the "poopies."
The p-poopieman
gets to ride in the c-car.
Is Alonzo keeping up?
The little man
is too slow.
This traffic is too slow. The French
are useless behind the wheel!
Aah!
You're going the wrong way!
They're going the wrong way!
We're going to die!
Shut up, Jean-Pierre!
Jean-Pierre,
our next challenge:
Reinventing
the poodle skirt.
- Nothing. Nobody saw anything.
- Oh!
I didn't know
you spoke French.
Come on! Come on!
Taxi, stop!
So what did they say?
Follow les chiens.
It's spooky, all right...
but you'd have to be a sniveling,
whimpering, cowardly little Chihuahua...
not to barge right in there
and take charge of the situation...
with no hesitation at all.
After you, then.
Ohh, I'm gonna regret this.
What do you look at?
Work! Work!
- Illegal immigrants?
- Of course.
Hmm. How much?
- Fifty francs a week.
- Oh.
That's not much.
It's all they can afford.
Sure hope you know
where you're going, pup.
Bingo.
Don't worry, Oddball.
I'll have 'em out in a jiffy.
Hmm. Tastes like chicken.
Ooh.
It's no good
looking at me like that.
It won't do any good,
you know.
Sorry.
Okay.
Go right through.
Did you hear something?
It's just your little man
outside.
Shh, shh, shh, shh, shh!
Hey, I thought I told you
to wait outside. Hey.
I know, but they
were worried. Oh!
Hello!
Hi!
Okay, let's get them
out of here.
- Come on.
- Well, Miss Houdini.
Aren't you in a tight spot?
Ooh, what fun
to get away with murder!
Ta-ta!
I'm really beginning
to dislike that woman.
There's got to be a way
out of here.
- Hello, nice bird. Aah!
- Aah!
Waddlesworth!
Is Oddball with you?
You bet she's here.
She's commando leader.
- Now, pass up the pups, quick.
- Okay.
One. Have a seat.
Two. Good, good.
Join the other one.
Come on.
Hurry up. Hurry up.
One hundred. In a bunch.
Come on. In a bunch.
One hundred and...
Are you 100 or 101?
- Great. Now we have
to start all over again.
- That's it.
Bring me the "poopies"!
Come on!
This is my favorite part.
The skinning?
Not the strangling?
Ah, I like
the strangling also.
The mark of a great furrier, Alonzo,
is that he does his own strangling.
- Remember that.
- Thank you.
Shh.
Wha...
Aaah!
It's the little rat!
You lied to me.
M-M-Me?
Why should l... Ugh!
Does she look dead to you?
Does she?
You worm!
I'll kill her myself.
You are a wormy little man.
Oh!
Aaah!
Whoa!
Oh! You're both idiots!
Aah! Excuse me!
Work!
Now I crush you, little man!
Aaah!
Who's the little man now?
Aaah!
I'll wear you on my sleeve.
Here, puppy, puppy.
Puppy.
Sweet puppy.
Uhh!
Oh! Oh!
Oh, oh! No!
Aah!
Aaaah! Ugh.
Oh! Oh!
Oh. Aah!
Oh! Aah, aah!
Ohh! Aah! Aah!
Aaah! Aaah!
- Quickly! To the bakery!
- But can we trust him?
Now is not the time
to count your change, Kevin. Come on!
She's after the puppies!
I've got you now,
you little rat!
Oh.
Without spots,
you're just not worth the trouble.
Chop, chop.
And now to my coat!
Domino! Little Dipper!
- Oddball!
- Oddball?
Where are you?
Come out, come out, wherever you are!
Ahh!
Aaah-aah!
Oh!
And now for the