this chipmunk... I've always been in love with you. Don't you have any self-respect? I don't need self-respect. I just need your lips against mine. Wait, sire! Go back! Go back! Please! How could I love a man who doesn't even like himself? Get away from me, Jerry! You disgust me! I can't help my feelings for you, Angela. It's love that makes me act this crazy. This isn't love. This is infatuation. Shh, shh, shh. Oh. Shh. Nathaniel likes the way I leap? I'm handsome even when I sleep? Sad little chipmunk. Aw, deranged from exhaustion. Aw. Maybe you'd like to snuggle in a nice little nook for the night, eh? Night-night. Sleep tight. I think I need some air, sire. I don't like them sad endings. Sire. Do you... ...like yourself? What's not to like? Where'd he go? # When the moon hits your eye # Like a big pizza pie... Oh, yeah. Here. Watch this. Watch very carefully. I'm gonna put it in this hand like that. Oh, do it again! Show me! That's wonderful. - Show me again! - All right. Last time. There you go. There it is. And look. You're a wizard! What? - This is a very nice place. - Yeah. - And we're eating dinner? - Yeah. - This is a date. - Yeah. No! No! No, no. We're just... We're just friends. Besides, people don't usually bring their children on dates. That's too bad. Morgan's a lovely girl. She's very kind and very sweet. Yeah. She's great. - What? - Does she miss her terribly? - Miss who? - Her mother. Um... - Well, we just... - What? - We don't talk about it. - Oh. I'm very sorry. I didn't mean to pry. No, no. It's OK. It's just... I don't talk about it... to Morgan or to anybody. - Because it was very sad? - Not at first. - You were in love. - Yeah. Yeah. - That was the problem. - How could that be a problem? Because love... The lovey-dovey version that you talk about? It's fantasy. And one day, you have to wake up and... ...you're in the real world. - What made you wake up? Well... ...she left. - I'm so sorry for you both. - It's OK. I'm a big boy. I can handle it. It's her I worry about, though. I know she's shy. I know she doesn't have very many friends. I just want her to be strong, you know? To be able to face the world for what it is. That's why I don't encourage the fairy tales. I don't want to set her up to believe in this "dreams come true" nonsense. But dreams do come true. And maybe something wonderful will happen. Yeah, well, I forgot who I was talking to. Well, I hope you don't forget. I like talking to you. For the nice lady. From a secret admirer. How come people keep giving you free stuff? - What is it? - It's an apple martini, miss. Apple mar... Ooh! It looks yummy. Be careful. It's poisonous. - You're joking. - Yeah. They'll creep up on you. I'd be careful. - Well, I'll just have one sip. - A sip is all it takes. Oh. - Hi-yah! - Oh! You miserable... There's a rodent on the table! Can we get some help here? He's telling me something! Pip, you're here! Oh! - It's chewing off her face! - A chipmunk! That thing's loaded with disease. Edward is here! - Edward is here! - I'll save you, miss! Oh, my! Pip? - Okey-dokey. - Duck! Let me see your face. I'm fine! Pip wouldn't scratch me! No! - Where's Pip? Where is he? - The pizza's breathing! Oh! Pip! Oh, no. Pip. What's wrong? Are you OK? Oh, Daddy. Tell me magic mirror, what is this awful place? Why is everything so difficult? Will I ever find my heart's duet? Preliminary search of the pizza oven did not reveal any rodent remains. This animal's still out there. Joining us is the woman who was attacked - by this chipmunk. - Giselle! Tell us, how does it feel knowing this dangerous animal is most likely still alive? Wonderful! Pip is my very best friend, and... < ------------------------------ Читайте также: - текст Плывущие водоросли на английском - текст Девочки хотят повеселиться на английском - текст Девушка и борода на английском - текст Эвоки: Битва за Эндор на английском - текст Чародеи на английском |