certain death. The boa's sensitive tongue tastes the victim's presence. The mouse crashes through the foliage. Come on, baby. Come to papa! Hello, gorgeous. We've hit the mother lode. - Tropical rainforest where food is bountiful. This is the greatest day of my life. Eureka! I found the cheese balls. Alvin, what are you doing? Don't make a mess. Cannonball. Quick. Hide. Hurry, you guys. Did I put these here? There you are. I got you. He's been out for quite a while. You guys, he's dead. Don't panic. Wipe everything down. I need three garbage bags, a shovel, some disinfectant... ...some latex gloves and oregano, go! Hang on, Sherlock. He's coming to. I must be hearing things. Oh, this is trippy. Sir, are you all right? Get back! Squirrels can't talk. Hey. Watch it, genius. We are chipmunks. Chipmunks. Chipmunks can't talk either. Our lips are moving and words are coming out. This is not happening. I am not talking to chipmunks. I am not talking to chipmunks. So how's that working for you, Dave? How do you know my name? I'll field that one. We read your mail. By accident. You really ought to pay that utility bill, Dave. - You ever heard of a credit rating? - What's this thing? Hey. Hey. Hey. Stop doing... Turn that off. Sorry. He fell out of the tree at birth. Can all animals talk? Well, I believe fish have this type of sign language. Hey, Dave, do all humans have houses that smell like sweat socks? Dave likes to wear Dirty underwear with little hairs We're getting off on the wrong foot. Allow us to introduce ourselves. Hello, I'm Simon, the smart one. - He's Alvin. - The awesomest one. And I'm Theodore. Oh, nice to meet you. Now get out of my house. But we talk. Which makes me want you out of my house that much more. It's creepy. Unnatural. Somewhat evil. I kind of liked him better when he was unconscious. - Gotcha. - Hey. Don't do this, Dave. We can gnaw right through this door. Hi. Oh, were we disturbing you? What, you guys can sing too? That's not singing. This is singing. This is amazing. Here, everyone inside. - There you go. - Thank you. All right, here's the deal. You guys sing my songs, you get to sleep here. No. Wait. Is breakfast included? I can live with that. What about TV privileges? Okay, but not after 7. - Eight. - Done. But don't tell your animal friends, because I don't wanna come home... ...and find rabbits and skunks on my couch. Filthy creatures, Dave. Never associate with them. Yeah, you're our only friend. No, no, no. Let's not get ahead of ourselves here. Let's just start with me being your songwriter. Let me ask you. Have you ever written a song before? - Yup. - And is that your music stuff outside? Yup. Oh, no! Hurry back. So, fellas, all we gotta do is find the right song, rehearse... - Hey, Dave. - Simon. My bad. This is my sheet music. Alvin. This is not a Hula-Hoop. It's a towel rack. - Killjoy. - Are you guys always like this? We're kids, Dave. Well, where are your parents? When you're a chipmunk, your parents take care of you for a week. Then they take off. Our parents were hippies. They left early to join a commune. - I am Robert the Robot. - Help! Crazy robot. Help! It's after me! - It's after me. - Hey. Hey. Be careful with that. - Sorry. - It's a collectible. - I got it for Christmas last year. - Christmas! We love Christmas. Even though we've never actually celebrated it. But we want to. Yeah, you can never go wrong with Christmas. Oh, maybe we can celebrate it with you. Yeah, maybe. Look, I've had a long and weird day, so off to bed. Come on. We start work tomorrow. I want you bright-eyed and bushy-tailed by 8. My tail isn't bushy till 9. Not my problem. Now go to sleep. I hope Christmas comes fast. Me too. Want a plane that loops the loop? Loop. Hoop. Hula-Hoop. Here's trouble. Fire ------------------------------ Читайте также: - текст Трекки на английском - текст Говорящая голова на английском - текст Чебурашка и Крокодил Гена на английском - текст Хлеб, золото, наган на английском - текст Сталкер на английском |