to know, okay? Alvin. Oh, sorry about that. Yeah. -Sorry. -Kids, huh? They keep you on your toes. Do you have any? Three boys. Well, some days are better than others. And some days you just wanna close them in a box... ...leave the box in the park and run away, you know? Quick, hide. Guys, what's all this? Toaster waffles. You know, I can't afford all these toaster waffles. -What? -Well, in case you didn't notice... ...I don't have a job anymo-- My song? -All right. -Yeah. -Hello? -Hey, Dave. Hey, how's my favorite songwriter? -Ian? -Tell me you've heard the song. Yeah. I'm listening to it right now. How did you--? When did--? Speed of business, baby. That's how we do it. That's how I roll. Got a friend in satellite radio, put it in immediate rotation. And that video of your little guys, 10 million hits already on YouTube. It's crazy. I gotta go. Hey, put some clothes on those guys. It's kind of embarrassing. We owed you, Dave. So we're good with the toaster waffles, right? Dave? Soup's on. Alvin. So, what do you think? Cool. All right. Toothbrush, huh? Okay. No. Dave... ...are you awake? I am now. I had a nightmare. Can I sleep with you? You won't even know I'm here. Okay. Sure. But stay on that side of the bed. Oh, okay. Theodore, that's not your side of the bed. -Theodore, wake up. It's Christmas. -Come on, man. It's Christmas. Boy. Oh, boy. Oh, boy. On the first day of Christmas Dave woke up Come on, man, it's Christmas. Hallelujah. Wake up, lazy bones. Oh, yeah. Christmas. -Up and at them. -You can sleep when you're dead. -I'm coming -Come on, Dave. Hurry up, Dad. -Dad? -Dave. I said Dave. This is shaping up to be my favorite Christmas ever. -You want to open mine first. -Open mine first. -No, Dave, mine is better. -You guys got me presents? Of course. All right. Simon? Wow, it's a-- It's a paper-clip compass. A paper-clip compass. Now I'll never get lost. Me next. Alvin. -My wallet. -Do you like it? Really? I wanted to get you something you'd use every day. And I have been using this for almost 10 years now. Very thoughtful, Alvin. Thank you. Yeah, the look on your face says it all, Dave. Oh, nicely done, Theodore. ''To Dav.'' Let's see, it says, ''Merry Christmas. Love, Theodore.'' And it's got a nice picture of some pineapples? Those aren't pineapples. That's our family. Look, fellas. Let's make sure we understand each other here. I'm not your.... You know, your dad or anything, right? But you're like a dad. Well, not really. I mean, we're friends for sure. And I write your music, you know, manage your career. -Make us sweaters. -Feed us. Let us sleep in your bed when we have nightmares. That's what friends do. So who wants to open their presents? -Is that a trick question? We do. -Yeah. -Presents. -Oh, boy. Presents. Presents. Presents. I can't wait to open mine first. Envelopes. They're savings bonds. Cool. You know, in seven years, you're gonna get to buy something really nice. Do you maybe have any that you bought seven years ago? -Alvin, manners. -Thank you, Dave. Yeah. Thanks, Dave. -Ian? -Who wants presents? -All right. -Cool. Hey, there's plenty more where this came from. Bring them on in, fellas. -Oh, yeah. -Jackpot. What are you doing? -Taking care of my boys. -Yeah, that's what I'm talking about. Weird. What happened to your presents? -Which one is mine? -That big one is for me, I think. What did you get them? Savings bonds. Great. Just what every kid dreams of. You're in luck. Your uncle Ian came through. -Cool. -Uncle Ian? Is-- Is this for me? No, it's for Simon. -Theodore. -Oh, boy. -And Alvin. -Thank you, Santa. This is for you. You like the Oak Ridge Boys, right? Yeah, you're welcome. And guess what, guys. Uncle Ian is gonna have a big launch party for the new CD. That's right. Press, paparazzi. Hollywood hotshots. ------------------------------ Читайте также: - текст Первый понедельник октября на английском - текст Кавказская пленница, или Новые приключения Шурика на английском - текст Роджер и я на английском - текст Полицейский из Беверли Хиллз на английском - текст Аэроплан! на английском |