utility bill, Dave. - You ever heard of a credit rating? - What's this thing? Hey. Hey. Hey. Stop doing... Turn that off. Sorry. He fell out of the tree at birth. Can all animals talk? Well, I believe fish have this type of sign language. Hey, Dave, do all humans have houses that smell like sweat socks? Dave likes to wear Dirty underwear with little hairs We're getting off on the wrong foot. Allow us to introduce ourselves. Hello, I'm Simon, the smart one. - He's Alvin. - The awesomest one. And I'm Theodore. Oh, nice to meet you. Now get out of my house. But we talk. Which makes me want you out of my house that much more. It's creepy. Unnatural. Somewhat evil. I kind of liked him better when he was unconscious. - Gotcha. - Hey. Don't do this, Dave. We can gnaw right through this door. Hi. Oh, were we disturbing you? What, you guys can sing too? That's not singing. This is singing. This is amazing. Here, everyone inside. - There you go. - Thank you. All right, here's the deal. You guys sing my songs, you get to sleep here. No. Wait. Is breakfast included? I can live with that. What about TV privileges? Okay, but not after 7. - Eight. - Done. But don't tell your animal friends, because I don't wanna come home... ...and find rabbits and skunks on my couch. Filthy creatures, Dave. Never associate with them. Yeah, you're our only friend. No, no, no. Let's not get ahead of ourselves here. Let's just start with me being your songwriter. Let me ask you. Have you ever written a song before? - Yup. - And is that your music stuff outside? Yup. Oh, no! Hurry back. So, fellas, all we gotta do is find the right song, rehearse... - Hey, Dave. - Simon. My bad. This is my sheet music. Alvin. This is not a Hula-Hoop. It's a towel rack. - Killjoy. - Are you guys always like this? We're kids, Dave. Well, where are your parents? When you're a chipmunk, your parents take care of you for a week. Then they take off. Our parents were hippies. They left early to join a commune. - I am Robert the Robot. - Help! Crazy robot. Help! It's after me! - It's after me. - Hey. Hey. Be careful with that. - Sorry. - It's a collectible. - I got it for Christmas last year. - Christmas! We love Christmas. Even though we've never actually celebrated it. But we want to. Yeah, you can never go wrong with Christmas. Oh, maybe we can celebrate it with you. Yeah, maybe. Look, I've had a long and weird day, so off to bed. Come on. We start work tomorrow. I want you bright-eyed and bushy-tailed by 8. My tail isn't bushy till 9. Not my problem. Now go to sleep. I hope Christmas comes fast. Me too. Want a plane that loops the loop? Loop. Hoop. Hula-Hoop. Here's trouble. Fire in the hole! What are you guys doing? Nothing. What are you doing? Stand back, Dave. She's gonna blow! I got it. I got it, guys. Come to papa. - Hey. Where did it go? - Simon, this landed right in front of you. You didn't see it? How many fingers am I holding up? Four. No, no, no. Eight? Counting your thumb? - Wait, wait, wait... - Hang on a second. Six. Final answer is six. Try these. How's that? Someone trashed your house. It was clean when I went to bed last night. Well, we colored for a while, but then we got hungry. Wanna see what we colored? Actually, I wanna play you something. I wrote a song for you guys to sing, so let's... We've put a few toaster waffles aside for winter. And we're not sharing. Guys, we're gonna have food all winter, so if you start storing it... ...it's gonna get gross and we're gonna have rodent... Bad, you know, non-talking rodents around here. Let's go. Let's get to work. All right, you chipmunks. Ready to sing your song? - I'll say we are. - Yeah. Let's sing it now. - Ready, Simon? - Okay. - Ready, Theodore? - Okay. Alvin? Alvin? This kicks a hamster wheel's butt. Alvin! Okay! Christmas, ------------------------------ Читайте также: - текст Эта весёлая планета на английском - текст Новый мир на английском - текст Асса на английском - текст Бежин луг на английском - текст Небо. Самолет. Девушка. на английском |