Hey, buddy, down!
Yo, let's go!
Les, come on, get your butt down here!
Les!
Get down here, Les!
- Get out!
- Out!
Right. I'll see you later.
Sweet, sweet surrender
- Mom...
- What are you doing?
Duck down! Duck down!
Mom, mom! No, don't stop here.
- Go, go!
- Is something wrong with the car, Dean?
No, it's not the car, it's you.
- You're driving. Please, just go.
- All right.
- Thanks, mom. Drive safely.
- Hey, dweebs!
Does mommy hold your
dicks when you piss?
Sorry, mom, I didn't introduce you.
Those are my friends.
- Oh. Good night.
- Good night, mom.
When your life meets mine
You reach way down inside
Thanks, mom.
Good night, honey.
- Ignore.
- Bye, mom!
- Be careful!
- Hey, guys!
Hey, guys! Where are you going?
Guys! Hey, guys, it's me, Charles!
Oh, baby!
Hey, do you ever wonder what kind of car...
some of these babes would
lose their virginity in?
You never cease to amaze me, Deano.
No, seriously. Okay,
look at Sheryl Lieberman.
A vw convertible.
Sheryl Lieberman? Trans Am.
- Beth MacClain.
- A volvo. No, wait.
A station wagon.
Okay, I got one for you. Bonnie Duper.
- A cargo van.
- A garbage truck!
Mercedes.
Mercedes Lane.
I've bumped into her a million times.
She's never bumped into me once.
- Come with me.
- No, listen, you don't own me.
Women have rights in this country.
Not like Kuwait or Pakistan
where they worship their men.
Mercedes, it has nothing
to do with worship.
It has to do with going
to parties with kids!
I happen to go to
school with these kids.
- I have friends here.
- Friends, yes. Friends, okay.
But these are children.
They can do nothing for you.
Mercedes, I'm beginning to...
perspire.
You know that I hate to perspire.
Now let us go.
I think I can find my own way home,
- thank you.
- Don't do this, Mercedes.
And Paolo, if you're
wondering about Saturday night,
I just remembered I already have a date.
You have a date? With who?
- With him.
- With me?
Didn't we make arrangements?
Yeah, I... I believe so.
But nothing was final.
Well, now they're final.
Ciao!
Hey, watch it!
Thanks.
Les, I have the answer.
What don't you just
ask her, to make sure?
I'd love to, charles, but I can't
talk to something I can't see, right?
Last night was the closest any
of us have ever been to her.
Well, you're in luck, loverboy,
'cause she's sitting
down right over there.
- Wait, wait, Dean. I can't do it, man!
- Go on, ask her.
If you're lucky, she'll bite.
Go for it!
Les!
Les.
Les?
Les, it's me, papa!
Les, wait up!
Where are you going? Les?
What's the matter? Is there
something wrong with having a father?
Dad, what are you doing here?
I had to run some errands
for your mom after work...
and I thought I'd stop
by and take you driving.
I figure, if you can handle this
cruiser you can handle anything.
- What about grandpa?
- What about grandpa?
- Who knows what he's doing with my car. Get in.
- Yeah!
- Dad, here comes a stop sign.
- Nice call.
That was a good one.
Why don't we make a
right turn right here?
- What?
- I have to ask you a favor,
and you could say no.
But I will never, ever ask you for
another favor as long as I live.
Les, you know that's a lie.
Okay, see that girl over there walking?
Dad!
That is the girl of my dreams.
Okay, okay.
- Let's give her a cruise!
- Dad.
Dad, shh! Look...
- She just asked me out last night, dad.
- Yeah?
Now, if I drove by her...
with you in the car with me...
no offense, it just wouldn't work.
You understand?
You're asking me to let you drive
this car alone without a license.
- Are you crazy?
- I'm just gonna go up to her,
circle around, maybe say hello
to her and come right back.
Two minutes! I'll be careful, dad.
- Sure.
- Thanks.
- Be careful.
- I will, I promise.
- I trust you.
- Thanks, dad.
- Oh and, dad, dad!
- Yeah?
Would you mind?
Mercedes!
Mercedes?
Les Anderson, from the party...
last night.
Oh. Oh, hi!
I'm