you slap him? What-what-what is that supposed to mean? You're not a very tolerant person. You've bugged me since New York, starting with stealing my cab. God, you're a tight-ass. How would you like a mouthful of teeth? Oh, and hostile, too. Nice personality combination- hostile and intolerant. That's borderline criminal. Screw you. You spilled beer all over the bed, you mess up the bathroom... Who let you stay? I even let you pay, so you wouldn't feel like an intruder. An intruder? Right. You ruined a nice trip. Who talked my ear off on the plane? Who was that? I'm curious. Who told you to book a room? I did. You're an ungrateful jackass. Sleep in the lobby. I hope you wake up so stiff you can't even move. You got a free cab, a free room, and someone who will listen to your boring stories. Didn't you notice on the plane when you started talking, I started reading the vomit bag? Didn't that give you some clue that this guy's not enjoying it? Everything's not an anecdote. You have to discriminate. You choose things that are funny or mildly amusing or interesting. You're a miracle. Your stories have none of that. They're not even amusing accidentally. Honey, meet Del Griffith. He's got some amusing anecdotes. Here's a gun so you can blow your brains out. You'll thank me for it. I could tolerate any insurance seminar. For days, I could listen to them go on and on. They'd say, "How can you stand it?" And I'd say, "'Cause I've been with Del Griffith. I can take anything. " You know what they'd say? "I know what you mean. The shower curtain ring guy. " It's like going on a date with a Chatty Cathy doll. There should be a string on your chest that I pull out. Except I wouldn't pull it out, you would. Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! By the way, when you're telling these little stories, here's a good idea. Have a point. It makes it more interesting for the listener. You want to hurt me? Go ahead if it makes you feel better. I'm an easy target. Yeah, you're right. I talk too much. I also listen too much. I could be a cold-hearted cynic like you, but I don't like to hurt people's feelings. Well, you think what you want about me. I'm not changing. I like-I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. 'Cause I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. » I'm back in baby's arms « » How I miss those lovin' arms « » I am back where I belong « » Back in baby's arms « » Don't know why we quarreled « » We never did before « » Since we found out how it hurts... « Del. Hmm? Yeah. Why did you kiss my ear? Why are you holding my hand? Where's your other hand? Between two pillows. Those aren't pillows! Aah! Oh, no! Ooh! Oh! Oh! Oh! See that Bears' game last week? Hell of a game. They're going all the way. Ohh, yeow. Neal, take my socks out of the sink if you're going to brush your teeth. Where are you? I'm in Wichita. I'm at a motel with this guy I met on the plane. You shared a motel room with a stranger? Are you crazy? I'm getting there. Did you call the airline? I have a good chance of getting on standby. If they told you wolverines make good house pets, would you believe them? I'm not spending Thanksgiving in Wichita. I'll get home. Mmm. Not by airplane. They got 18 hours of air traffic backed up. We're going to be having our turkey roll right here. If we wait for the flight. How else can we get home? Burt Dingman. He works for the railroad. I sold them all their shower curtain rings. He owes me a favor. I'll get that. I paid for everything else. Why break precedent? You're making me feel like a freeloader. Get me on the train, we're square. You got it. That's the easy part. What? You know goddamn well what. I'm sorry. I don't. I had over $700 in here. I'm a lot of things, but I'm not a thief. You went into my stuff last night, right? I didn't take your ------------------------------ Читайте также: - текст Триумф Нердов на английском - текст Леди Джейн на английском - текст Родина ждёт на английском - текст Командир эскадрильи на английском - текст Весь этот джаз на английском |