Here's my address book. You and Frank
call everyone on our street.
Maybe somebody can help us.
Hello? Hello?
Oh, she'll have to call you back.
This is ridiculous.
Only a wimp would be
hiding under a bed.
And I can't be a wimp.
I'm the man of the house.
Hey, I'm not afraid anymore!
I said, I'm not afraid anymore!
Do you hear me?
I'm not afraid anymore.
Village police department.
I'm calling from Paris.
I have a son who's home alone.
I'd like somebody to go there. Tell
him that we're coming home to get him.
Okay, let me connect you
with Family Crisis Intervention.
Hold on.
Larry, can you pick up?
There's some hyper lady on hold.
- What line, Rose?
- Two.
Family Crisis Intervention,
Sergeant Balzac.
I'm calling from Paris.
I have a son who's home alone.
Has the child been involved in
violence with a drunk family member?
No!
Has he been involved
in a household accident?
I don't know. I hope not.
Has the child ingested any poison
or is an object lodged in his throat?
No, he's home alone! I'd like
somebody to go over to the house...
...and see if he's all right.
You want us to go to your house,
just to check on him.
Yes!
Let me connect you to the police.
They just transferred me.
- Rose!
- Yeah.
- Hyper.
- Hang on.
- Hold on, please.
- No, please don't hang up. Please!
Any luck?
- I couldn't get anybody.
- Leslie?
Nothing but a bunch
of answering machines.
Somebody pick up. Pick up!
Oh, hi, ma'am. It's you again.
Look, I'm calling from Paris.
I have a son who's home alone, and I...
We'll send a policeman over
to your house to check on your son.
There's nobody home.
The house looks secure.
Tell them to count their kids again.
You can't bump somebody or ask or...?
There's no way I can do that.
Isn't there a way
if you ask somebody?
If you said it's an emergency...
I cannot ask them.
She's sending a policeman
over to the house.
Well, that's a relief.
Everything here is booked.
Nothing to Chicago?
There's nothing to Chicago,
New York, Nashville.
- What about a private plane?
- Sorry. We don't do that.
The only thing is a booking
for us on Friday morning.
Friday morn... That's two days away.
The kids are exhausted and so are you.
There's nothing we can do here.
I say we go over to Rob's, and that
way we can call the police again.
I'm not leaving here unless
it's on an airplane.
Madame, we are doing
everything we can.
If you want to stay at the airport,
maybe we can get you on standby.
It is a possibility
that a seat will open up.
- Is that okay?
- Yes. I'll wait.
I'll miss you, honey.
Don't you get lost.
Goodbye.
I took a shower, washing every
body part with actual soap.
Including all my major crevices...
...between my toes
and in my belly button...
...which I never did before
but enjoyed.
I washed my hair with adult formula
shampoo and used creme rinse.
I can't find my toothbrush,
so I'll pick one up today.
Other than that, I'm in good shape.
All right! Buzz's life savings.
I thought the Murphys
went to Florida.
You're one of the great
cat burglars of the world.
You think you can keep it
down a little in there?
You've reached the Murphy's.
Please leave a message after the beep.
This is Peter McCallister again.
We're in Paris at my brother's.
Let me give you the number here.
The country code is 33.
The area code is 1-4 and the number
is 694-876...
- Hey, Harry.
- Yeah?
That house we ran last night,
was that the McCallister's?
- Call me in Paris.
- You're right. They're gone.
- I knew they were.
- Silver tuna tonight.
Wow!
How may I help you?
Is this toothbrush approved
by the American Dental Association?
Well, I don't know.
It doesn't say, hon.
Can you please find out?
- Herb.
- Yeah?
I got a question here
about a toothbrush.
Do you know, is this brush approved
by the American Dental Association?
I don't know.
Oh, hon, you pay for that here.
Wait, you