What's it take to get that guy
to return a phone call?
I want this Hesh thing
settled.
Gentlemen,
start your engines.
Jesus Christ, Artie,
I can recite that menu in my sleep.
Where did he get this bread,
the bread museum?
The antipaste?
Fuckin' Phil.
Now I gotta go see the optometrist
to get a message to John
about this.
Go through
Ginny's brother?
He's a stunad
of the first magnitude.
I need a back channel
to John, obviously.
What the fuck is it?
I can't catch
a fucking break!
This is Tony Soprano
talking about
the Angelo Giacolone murder.
The sound quality
is not good,
but I can back it up
in court.
He said...
You all right, Ton'?
Yeah.
That formaldehyde smell...
I knew this guy once,
Vietnam vet.
He drank formaldehyde
over there just to get high.
It's the alcohol.
Does he have to be here,
your fucking AA sponsor?
It ain't just that he helps me
with the disease, T.
This guy is great
at forging documents.
- He was a good kid, Raymond.
- The best.
At least he went fast.
Not like Dick Barone, poor fuck.
- Dick Barone died?
- Lou Gehrig's disease.
Did you ever think
what a coincidence it is
that Lou Gehrig died
of Lou Gehrig's disease?
You gonna make that same stupid joke
every time that comes up?
Sorry.
Everything's
so fucking morbid.
There's a man
lying dead over there.
I'm gonna go smoke.
- Hey, Tony.
- Hey.
I don't know
what I was thinking.
For you.
Your taste.
The inheritance.
I didn't want
to say nothing,
with your aunt and all,
but this is thoughtful.
- So that thing we spoke about...
- Still mulling it.
Yeah, whatever.
Sure.
All right.
All right.
Look at this guy.
Not a day over 76.
- Fucking ballbreaker.
- How are you, Rusty?
Is Phil Leotardo here?
'Cause I won't stay
- in the same room with that man.
- I haven't seen him.
So you hear about that guy
in Westchester?
Fucking captain,
doing his own radio broadcast
the last three years.
- W.R.A.T.
- Jesus Christ, another one now?
No wonder the papers are calling this
"The Year of the Rat."
Standup guys like that,
they're a dying breed.
Amen to that.
What can you do?
Anyway, let me go
pay my respects.
All right, Rusty.
- You okay?
- I gotta get out of here.
He's thinking about it.
What do you want me to tell you?
How many years have we dreamt
about this, to get out of this shit?
Every time someone
we know gets arrested...
I know. Will you stop?
I'm worried, Gene.
We've already made the offer.
I'm doing
everything I can.
Why are you fighting?
We're not fighting, sweetie.
We're talking.
- How come you're not in bed, hmm?
- I don't know.
All I'm saying is,
he has to see
this is a huge
opportunity for us.
Give the man
time to process.
Oh my God,
this eel is delicious.
Okay, Spanish mackerel now.
Can I get
another sake, hon'?
Listen, I got some stuff
I gotta take care of.
You okay
to drive yourself home?
I don't have
my car, Tony.
Oh, yeah.
So take this one.
- Hey, Mrs. S.
- What is this?
Oh my God.
Is this the new Porsche?
Cayenne Turbo.
I got the 4.5- Liter V-8.
Wasn't sure about the color,
so I took a shot.
Tony, I love it.
It's gorgeous!
I still wish you'd talked to that guy
at the building department,
but oh my God!
What a car!
Ho, Joe College,
where's your mother?
She went to the outlet stores
with Aunt Ro.
Is that the jacket
we got you for Christmas?
I'm lending it to Matt.
Hey, how was the interview
for the internship?
Got moved
to next week.
Would you mind keeping me
in the loop, though, since it was
- my lawyer that set it up, huh?
- Okay.
- Matt don't have his own clothes?
- He's borrowing it for a party.
Oh, good.
You'll never see it again.
You have such a low
opinion of people.
Let me tell you
something, AJ.
I don't care
how close you are,
in the end, your friends
are gonna let you down.
Family. They're the only ones
you can depend on.
He was vital, my uncle,
alive.
For all his faults,