not
his favorite anymore.
Hey, what do you say
we play brain surgeon?
Would you go get my power tools?
This is so sad.
Jon has completely
lost his mind.
Doesn't realize
how important I am to him.
I need to be so very
understanding of him...
at this difficult time.
Hey, wait up! Wait up for me!
You forgot me!
Slow down! Please slow down!
I'm right back here!
Waa... oh! I think
I pulled a hamstring.
All right. It's okay.
I'm on. I'm on. Relax.
Oh, my poor nose.
So, if you own Marie,
please come and claim her.
So, if you own Marie,
please come and claim her.
Thank you very much.
Now, before the show starts, go over
to the snack section on the south lawn...
and get those goodies.
We have things there
that we're sure...
Yeah, go on ahead. Uh...
I'll catch up with ya.
It's probably just a mild concussion...
or... or a skull fracture.
Maybe I'll get a CAT scan.
A CAT scan!
I'd like to ask the judges now...
if they would please
take their positions for the viewings.
Oh, watch your step there.
Ladies and gentlemen,
welcome to the dog show.
Well, what if I
compromise a little?
How 'bout I do the rolling around
with the yarn ball thing?
And I'll purr. I'll purr like a Ferrari.
Or make that a Jaguar.
I won't climb drapes though. That's more
than you get from some dumb dog.
Oops. Dogs.
Uh-oh.
- Oh, what? You're all gonna take it personally?
- Down, boy. Sit.
- Stay!
- Now, I'm gonna die.
Oh, now I really
am gonna die!
Excuse me.
Can I get through here?
- No one under this tarp. Ah! That's my ear!
Owners, maintain control of your dogs.
People, control
those animals now!
Music! Music, you idiot!
- Yeah, play the music.
That's my bad knee. Stop it. All right!
- Feets, don't fail me now!
I apologize for this.
Please excuse this outburst.
- This is highly irregular.
- Odie! Odie!
Odie! Odie, come on.
Come on, buddy. Come on back.
Odie! Odie, you want a treat?
Huh? Buddy?
Okay. All right.
I need a ride.
I'm a cat in trouble.
I'm hitching a ride in your muumuu.
- Ooh!
- Come on! Let's move!
- Go! Let's move! Dig! Dig! Hyah! Hyah!
Come on, Pinkie. Move it out!
Oh! Sorry. Sorry.
Move! Move! Move, Pinkie!
Move, Pinkie! Move!
We certainly have
a new star in the arena.
Ladies and gentlemen,
this is amazing!
Talented little fella, huh?
Hyah, Pinkie! Hyah!
They're gaining on us, Pinkie!
A cat's life is at stake. Whoa!
Thanks for the ride.
Excuse me, ma'am.
Please call 911.
Please!
This is exactly
what I deserve anyway.
I promise if I survive,
I'll never compete with a dog again.
Okay! You got me!
But before I say good-bye...
Oh, isn't this the final irony?
Look who's here to witness this.
The mailman!
You're so stupid.
Whoo! Yeah!
Whoo. Whoo-hoo.
Yes!
Odie, come here.
That's a good boy. Oh, hi.
Ladies and gentlemen, Happy Chapman.
That is one talented dog!
You know, this is exactly
the kind of dog...
that could have
a future in television.
Oh, thank you, Mr. Chapman,
but Odie's just my pet.
And that's... that's all
I really want him to be.
- You're kidding.
- No.
Okay. Well,
this is for you.
And, uh...
this is for you if you
happen to change your mind.
You just ring me up.
You give..."Hello? Hello?
I changed my mind.
I wanna be a star."
- Okay.
- Okay!
- Okay.
- Let's hear it for Odie!
What a sensational ending
to a rather unconventional show!
- Smile.
- Our winner today...
a fabulous dancing puppy
called Odie!
...the cul-de-sac. Never leave the cul-de-sac.
Never leave the cul-de-sac.
N-Never leave the cul-de-sac.
Never leave the cul-de-sac.
Never leave the cul-de-sac.
Never leave the cul-de...
I'm h-home.
- I had fun today. Thank you.
- Yeah, me too.
Would you like to come in?
- Uh, not today.
- I knew that.
- I'm sorry.
- Jon, I wanna come over, just not today.
I have to cover
for another vet.
Oh! Really?
How's Sunday?
Sunday is... Sunday's great.
S-Sunday's good. Sunday.
Okay.
So, I'll.