good day to see boss-man.
He between a rock and a hard-on.
No shit. Whoa, I gotta see this.
- Hi, boss.
- Ah, mr Stevenson.
Hey, please, Hunt, ok?
Or the hunter, if you like.
- Can I help you?
- You probably can.
- How does your family like america?
- I didn't ask.
Speaking of your family -
and I really can't wait to meet them -
- any of your kids ever have any surgery?
- What?
You know my friend Willie,
guy that works downstairs?
His kid's going
to have his tonsils out.
Willie'd really like to be there
'cause he's this superdad or something.
- He lives for his kids.
- But work suffers.
Let's talk about work.
I think I can help out.
You know this zero-defect deal?
- No?
- Nah. Work, work, you'll go nuts.
I had a cousin, mary elizabeth,
checked out of reality, never to return.
She worked. That's gonna happen to
you guys. It's just cars, not brain surgery.
I see what you are saying.
Hey, there we go. Got that settled.
Good. A load off my mind.
A few more things
and I' ll get out of your hair,
which looks good, I mean that.
Oh, thank you. My brother's a barber,
and before I left japan...
that's interesting. Anyway,
you know your number two, Saito?
This guy doesn't work and play well
with others, if you ask me.
- What is this stuff?
- Seaweed.
Mr Saito is not a typical japanese.
I' ll tell you something.
I' d dump him. Really, if it was me,
I' d lose him. Outta there.
He's the nephew of my boss.
Whoa, that could be tough, huh?
Then just get him to lighten up,
he's a real pain in the ass.
We have our own way of making cars.
Let the guys do what they do best.
- I see what you are saying.
- Great! We're cooking.
You know what?
You're a guy I can talk to.
How often?
- You guys don't play softball, do you?
- We play baseball. I' ve heard of softball.
We need a practice game saturday,
wanna come play?
- What time?
- Two.
- If we're not busy.
- Ok. We just play for beer.
- So do we.
- And afterwards, we piss for distance.
For us, it's accuracy.
The kazmonaut.
Oh, man. They look like the yankees.
I hate 'em already.
Mr Stevenson.
Kaz-man. Here you go, babe.
- You look good.
- Thank you. We just need to warm up.
- Sure. Hey, nice glove.
- It's a haseo makasakI model.
- Oh. I' ve got a merv griffin model here.
- That's good.
What is this crap? Boys, play ball.
I' m gonna put a stop to this crap.
Here we go. Let's see a little bunt now.
Come on, whale killer. Let's see a bunt.
Last inning, Hunt.
Two runs from winning.
Bases loaded, Hunt. Come on now.
Give it some stick. Two runs, we win.
All right. See the ball, Hunt.
- See the ball.
- Hit it on the ground.
Goddamn.
All right! Two runs scored, we win!
The guy should've faced that.
- You ok?
- Yeah.
It was a good game. We had fun.
Look, I' m really sorry, man.
He's fine.
All over the base, man.
- Showed him, huh?
- Yeah, you showed him.
- Practise your english.
- Tomorrow is the boy's birthday.
- I bought him a bicycle.
- Fine.
At sears, where america shops.
I cannot put it together.
Here are the instructions.
- Not tonight.
- I want him to see it when he wakes up.
- Kazihiro.
- I' m working! I have no time.
Why do american fathers have time?
Why? Because their work sucks.
You leave my mother out of this!
It's your boss, mr Sakamoto.
No sir, I did not raise production.
It is down another 3Ѕ per cent
this month.
Yes, I' m very sorry, sir.
Hey, look who's back.
Hey, pea-brain, what's going on?
- Tony, where'd they put you?
- Right here.
- On these guns?
- On this spot.
They're gonna reassign you,
they told me to tell you.
Hunt, I bet I' m getting your old job.
- Foreman, right?
- Bet that's it.
Hear that, you fartheads?
I' m getting off the line here.
- Mr...
- hershiser. Mr hershiser!
- Yo.
- We have a new position for you.
Ah, yeah. That's what I heard.
We are understaffed in the,
ah, custodial department.
We are transferring you there.
Your pay will