Molly, what people don't understand... ...is that acting is a discipline. It takes a lot of hard work. -So where'd you study? -I didn't go to college. -No, where'd you study acting? -Molly, people don't study acting. Molly, do you mind giving us just a minute? -Sure. I'll go check on Emma. -Thanks. Will the stable boy never get the princess? What do you think you were gonna do, have sex with her here on my couch? No. The leather sticks to my ass. This isn't fair. What makes you think I'm gonna sleep with her... ...and then blow her off, huh? Can't you guys open your minds to the possibility that I actually like her... ...and might want something real? Look, the truth is, I haven't felt this way about anyone since Rachel. Okay? I didn't think I could ever love again. -Come on! -Joe! Hi. Is Molly here? Yeah, yeah. Come on in. Molly? -Hey. Guys, this is Tabitha. -Hey. -I'll see you tomorrow. -Okay. Well, Joey, I guess we have no problem. It's like my favorite fairy tale come true. The princess, the stable boy and the lesbian. Okay. Okay, you start preparing the formula... ...and I'll start changing the box. And then we gotta put them straight to bed. When did we become one of those couples... ...whose lives revolve around their rats? Well, you know what? They're our responsibility now. Okay, fine. These rats are our responsibility. What happens when they mate and there are hundreds? Mate? They're all brothers and sisters. Yeah, not such a problem with rats. No, they're more of a "love the one you're with" kind of animal. No. Really? Oh, my-- Get off your sister! Oh, my God. What are we gonna do? The-- We have seven rats. So, what if each of them has seven rats... ...and then each of those has seven rats? That's like.... That's math I can't even do! What are we gonna do? Well, I know this is gonna sound crazy... ...but we could not let the box of rats ruin our lives. Yeah, okay. I guess you're right. All right, so we should just give them away. But to nice families with children and reduced-fat Wheat Thins. Those were Bob's favorites. It's gonna be okay. -You must think I'm crazy. -No, I think you're sweet. Good. This is just so hard. It's hard for me to let them go. I guess it just brings back memories, you know... ...from when I gave birth to my brother's triplets and I had to give them up. I haven't told you about that yet, have I? Thanks for the party, honey. Should I help you clean up? No way. You had your party. Now I have mine. -Is everything all right? -I just get bummed... ...when my birthday's over. Well, at least you have one thing to be happy about. That jerk, Gavin, from your office didn't show up. Yeah, I hate him. We weren't talking about you. We were.... No. No way to recover. No. Okay. -Fun party. -Well, it was. And you would have seen it if you didn't show up at.... 9:30?! God! This party was lame. Again, you're welcome! -Look, I'll just give you this and go. -You bought me a present. Why? Let me explain how birthday parties usually work. There are presents... ...and a cake, perhaps a fourth or fifth person. Okay, I.... I got you the present to make up for being such a jerk to you. Well, okay. Well, that's very nice. And you wrote a card. -"From Gavin." -I really mean it. It's beautiful. If you don't mind...? Let me. Well, what do you know, it fits. See, Gavin. You're capable of being a nice guy. Why do you give me such a hard time? I'm not sure. Well, Monica seems to think it's because you have feelings for me. I do have feelings for you. -You do? -Yes. I feel that you're a little annoying. See, why? Gavin, why? Right when I'm about to change my opinion of you, you go and you-- And you do that. Hey. Listen, I think I left something here. Well, somebody left this. Is this yours? No, but I like it. No, I think I left one of my rat babies. Well, no. I haven't seen it, ------------------------------ Читайте также: - текст Маму нужно любить на английском - текст Тот самый Мюнгхаузен на английском - текст Девять дней одного года на английском - текст Электрические мечты на английском - текст Чудо на 34-й улице на английском |