know if you wanted to see me. Of course I would want to see you. I think about you all the time. Really? Because I think about you all the time. There's a statue in Minsk that reminds me of you so much. It's actually of Lenin... ...but, you know, at certain angles... . Anyway, do you want to have dinner tonight? Yes. Oh, no! - What? - I can't. I can't believe I have plans. Can you do it tomorrow? No, I have to go in a few hours. I have to be on the redeye. Listen, next time you're in Minsk... . Phoebe? Can I talk to you for a second? What are you doing? I have plans with Joey. So? He'll understand. No, he won't. And that's not even the point. I made a whole speech about how you do not cancel plans with friends. And now just because, potentially, the love of my life... ...returns from Russia for one night... ...I should change my beliefs? I should change my beliefs! No. If I don't have my principles, I don't have anything. You're so strong. Or I should rush through dinner with Joey and meet David at 9. Oh, my God, that is so good! I'm full. And yet I know if I stop eating this... ...I'll regret it. Hey, what have you got there? Oh, it's... . It's tofu cake. Want some? What are you doing tonight? Dude. Dude. Sorry. I got plans with Phoebe. Really? Monica said she had a date at 9. - What? Tonight? - That's what Monica said. After that speech, she makes a date on the same night she has plans with me? She's trying to pull a fast one on Big Daddy. Here, I think this is us. Limited seating, my ass. Let's see who made the cut. Hi. I'm Monica Geller. - How do you know the bride and groom? - I worked with Frannie. Used to work with her. Used to. I'm a relative and I didn't get invited. A blood relative. Blood. Stop saying "blood" to strangers. And you? How do you know the couple? We went to college with both of them. Now we live next door. Okay, you're fine. - Are you guys ready? - Yes. I'll have a green salad, house dressing and water's fine. And for you, sir? Yeah. This slow-roasted salmon... ...how slow are we talking? It's already been roasted. Oh, then no. Maybe I should hear the specials again. We've heard the specials three times. There's prime rib, mahi-mahi and a very special lobster ravioli. - Actually, we're out of the ravioli. - Well, that changes everything! You know what, Pheebs? You were right before. Friends are so important. Yeah, I'm very wise. I know. Know what I really want? - What? - Is to have a long, long talk. You know? Get Joey out on the open road and really open him up. - Any progress? - Yes. I will have the lobster ravioli. God, Joey, this is taking forever. - What's the rush? - Well... ...I have an appointment. And it's very important. What is it? Well... ...it's a date. A date? No, you must be mistaken, because you wouldn't have a date... ...on the same night you have plans with a friend. Don't make me feel badly. No, I'm gonna! You made me feel really guilty about going out with that girl. Like I did something terrible. Now you're doing the same thing. It's not! It's totally different! This is with David. Remember David, the scientist guy? He's very special to me. My girl the other night was special. She was a scientist too. - She was? - Well, she graduated high school. Whatever. Know what? He's only here for four hours and I'm gonna go see him. - Fine! - Yeah. What are you still doing here? I told you, lobster ravioli! I was about to leave. I didn't think you were coming. I wouldn't have missed this. Well, I'm very glad you're here. Oh, you're such a gentleman. Come on, we're going to my place. Are you eating the cheesecake without me? I will give you $ 100 to whistle right now. - How can you eat it without me? - What'll you do? Tell Monica or Joey? No, you'd have to tell them everything. We're dessert stealers. We're living outside the law. I don't trust ------------------------------ Читайте также: - текст Вся президентская рать на английском - текст Страна глухих на английском - текст Белая планета на английском - текст Пыль на английском - текст Хорошие парни носят чёрное на английском |