that's cold, that's cold, that's...
How's it going?
Don't stare. Now she just finished throwing his clothes off the balcony, now there's just a lot of gesturing and arm-waving,
Ok, that is either, "How could you?" or, "Enormous breasts!" Here he comes!
Uh, I am, uh, to say good-bye.
Oh, ok bye-bye.
Paolo, I really hate you for what you did to Rachel,
but I still have five of these, so heat it at 375 until the cheese bubbles.
Grazie.
Paolo, I-I just want to tell you and I think I speak for everyone when I say...
Oh, just look at her...
Oh you guys, I-I really think just one of us should go out there so she's not overwhelmed...
Oh, you're right.
...and I really think it should be me.
Hey.
Hey.
You all right?
Ooh, I've been better...
Come here.
Listen, you deserve so much better than him...
you know, I mean, you, you, you should be with a guy who knows what he has when he has you.
Oh, Ross...
What?
I am so sick of guys. I don't want to look at another guy, I don't want to think about another guy, I don't even want to be near another guy.
Huh.
Oh Ross, you're so great!
Ohhhh
Ooh...hey honey, are you all right?
Oh...
You ok?
...medium...hmm...any cookies left?
Yep!
See, Rach, uh, see, I don't think that swearing off guys altogether is the answer.
I really don't. I think that what you need is to develop a more sophisticated screening process.
No. I just need to be by myself for a while, you know? I just got to figure out what I want
Uh, no, no, see, because not...not all guys are going to be a Paolo.
No, I know, I know, and I'm sure your little boy is not going to grow up to be one.
What?
What?
I-I'm, I'm having a boy?
Uh...no. No, no, in fact, you're not having a boy.
Wha-I'm having, I'm having a boy! Huh, am I having a boy?
Yes, you're having a boy!
I'm having a boy! Oh, I'm having a boy!
Wha-
Wha-
What is it?
I'm having a boy! I-I'm having a boy!
Hey!
Hey!
We already knew that!
I'm having a son. Um...
Yes! And that would be a shut-down!
Shut-out!!
Where are you guys going? Come on, one more game!
Uh, it's 2:30 in the morning!
Yeah, get out!
You guys are always hanging out in my apartment!
Come on, I'll only use my left hand, huh? Come on, wussies!
All right, ok, I gotta go. I'm going, and I'm gone.
One more game?
Oh yeah!The One With the Boobies
That is IT!
You just barge in here, you don't knock
I'm sorry!You have no respect for anybody's privacy!Rachel, wait, wait.No, you wait! This is ridiculous!
Can I just say one thing?What? What?!
That's a relatively open weave and I can still see your nipular areas.
Oh!!
Oh, honey, honey, tell them the story about your patient who thinks things are, like, other things.Y'know?
Like, the phone rings and she takes a shower.
That's pretty much it.Oops!
But you tell it really well, sweetie.Thanks.
Okay, now go away so we can talk about you.
Okay. I'll miss you.
Isn't he great?
He's so cute!
And he seems to like you so much.I know, I know.
So sweet and so complicated. And for a shrink, he's not too shrinky, y'know?
So, you think you'll do it on his couch?
Oh, I don't know, I don't know.I think that's a little weird, y'know?
Vinyl.
Okaaay.
(To the guys, on the couch) Any of you guys want anything else?Oh, yes, could I have one of those.(Points)No, I'm sorry, we're all out of those.
Anybody else?Okay.
Did I, uh, did I miss something?
No, she's still upset because I saw her boobies.
You what?
Wh what were you doing seeing her boobies?It was an accident.
Not like I was across the street with a telescope and a box of donuts.
Okay, okay, could we change the subject, please?
Yeah, 'cause hello, these are not her boobies, these are her breasts.
Okay, Pheebs, I was hoping for more of a change.
Y'know, I don't know why you're so embarrassed, they were very nice boobies.
Nice?They were nice.I mean, that's it? I mean, mittens are nice.
Okaaay, (Gestures) rock, hard place, me.
You're so funny!
He's really funny! I