We're off course and computer-locked. That fire in Rok's core played havoc with the brain functions. Mr Dunn and Mr Unger were sucked out an air lock. Both together? Mr Dunn and Mr Unger were sucked out an air lock. Don't panic. Calm down, ladies. Are there any other problems? Captain, we've run out of coffee. Damn! I've told them a hundred times - store extra coffee! Captain, what should we do if the passengers start to panic? This is the way we'll play it - Mary, you're here in case there's a full-cabin press. Testa, cover Mary's weak side in case she gets double-teamed. Right! Captain, I don't think we have any alternatives. I see. What do you think our alternatives are? To disconnect Rok's higher brain function without disturbing his regulatory system. That computer has a self-defence mechanism. You heard what happened to the others. I know. Sucked out. Still, it's our only chance. We could try it from here. You get back and monitor the regulatory unit. - Right. Good luck, Captain. - Don't worry about me. Ladies and gentlemen, please calm down. Please, listen to me. I want to tell you what's going on with the ship. Thank you. We've been thrown off course just a tad. What's a tad? Miss, what exactly is a tad? In space terms, that's about half a million miles. That's interesting. The bumps you feel are asteroids smashing into the hull of the ship. Also, we're flying without a navigational system and can't seem to change course. Miss, are you telling us absolutely everything? Not exactly. We're also out of coffee. Listen to me! Your crew is in complete control of the situation. Trust me. There's nothing to worry about! You're right. They're off course and heading straight for the sun. I've seen enough, Bob. Get me Steve McCroskey, and fast. McCroskey hasn't handled a tower since the strike. Since Reagan fired the controllers, he's been completely senile. Yeah, but what about McCroskey? - Pretty much the same as Reagan. - I don't care. Get him. Father, I've led such a sinful life. I'm married with two kids, and there were these girls at the company. I got them pregnant, so I stole from the company to pay for the abortions... God bless you. Thank you, Father. I've always loved you, darling, but I have to tell you I was unfaithful to you, just once. I understand, darling. Remember Jill, my first secretary? Forgive me. That's all right. I knew about it all the time. I was unfaithful, too. I understand, darling. Remember Susan, your last receptionist? I don't mean to sound forward. I mean, I know I don't know you, but... I don't think we're going to live through this, and... l've... never... been with a man before. I know this really isn't the place. No, no. I understand. Who turned off the... What are you doing, Captain? This is highly irregular. - Get me some coffee, miss. - Yes, sir. And a quart of Geritol and a ham on rye. Welcome home, sir. Here's the navigational charts, sir. Get me radio contact with that ship. Pronto. Here's all the information on the sun. That thing is hot! Get Bud Kruger immediately. And some ice. Yes, sir. Jacobs. I want to know absolutely everything that's happened up till now. First the Earth cooled, and then the dinosaurs came. But they got too big, so they died, and turned into oil. Then the Arabs came and bought Mercedes Benzes. Prince Charles started wearing Lady Di's clothes. I couldn't believe it! He took her best summer dress, put it on... Things sure haven't changed. Captain, I think we've got... Captain Oveur, what's wrong? What's wrong? What are you trying to say? One... One what? One word! First word? First syllable? Captain, I'm not very good at this. 10 words! How to Succeed in Business Without Really Trying. What am I saying? Throat. Throat. Sounds like choke. Choke. You... Oh, my God! You were gassed by Rok? I got it! I got it! Simon, ------------------------------ Читайте также: - текст Американский пирог 4 на английском - текст Мать и сын на английском - текст Иван Васильевич меняет профессию на английском - текст ...за имя Мое на английском - текст Доктор Детройт на английском |