tv. And eating peanuts. Hey, alf. Larry ! Nice seeing you again. How are you ? Great.Look who walked in. You've got a lot of nerve showing your face around here. Who's he ? Paul, this is larry. He's a shrink. Tell him to beat it. I'm small enough as it is. Ha ha ha ha ha. So, uh ... what's new ? Certainly not your suit. When they made that, there was only one brooks brother. Ha ha ha ha ha ha. You're really a riot. I'm surprised you don't get along with the tanners. It's not my fault. I like the tanners. Speak for yourself. What's wrong with the tanners ? Too many stupid rules. Don't eat the cat. Don't break the dishes. Don't eat the cat. Alf, do you object to these rules ? Yeah -- Especially rules # 1 and 3. I think i'm beginning to understand. Wait.You haven't heard all the rules. Don't throw food on the floor. Don't eat food off the floor. Don't bonk the guests. I never heard that one.Great ! Bonk ! Still friends ? Funny. Funny guy. Oh. [ Paul ] more nuts. What's wrong with alf ? His dummy's a jerk. I'm glad we asked for a professional opinion. Hey !He bonked me ! You should have a rule against that. I think we do, don't we ? Guys, please. What's wrong with alf ? I do have a theory. Since alf came here, he's been on his best behavior. His best behavior ? I'd hate to see his bad side. You just did. It's paul. He's using the dummy to blow off steam. What do we do about it ? You could get the dummy a dummy. But then you'd have a really little guy with a really bad temper. There must be another way. Well, i have an idea. It's drastic, but we should try it. What is it ? Everybody has to break some rules now and then -- Even alf. I think you should let him eat the cat. What ? No ! Let him break dishes -- Anything to get the old alf back. Just let him throw popcorn on the floor. We'll do that too. Willie, any ideas ? No, not a one. Okay. Here we go. Look who's here. The 3 stooges. Couldn't we just solve this with a buzz saw ? No, just do what i do. What was that ? Our good china. Yeah, we're breaking it. I was right. They are the 3 stooges. Come on, alf. Have some fun. Don't do it ! It's a trap ! No it's not. Here ... Throw some popcorn around. Toss it anywhere you want. This is too good to be true. I've got to go for this one. Hey !I'm on a roll. Bring me some dishes. You'll be sorry. Don't listen to him. Here -- Give it a heave. How many points for hitting that picture of kate's mother ? 100. Willie ! More plates ! That picture taunts me still. We're out of plates. Break something else. Like what ? Something small, wooden, and obnoxious. Leave kate's meat loaf out of this. He was talking about you. And he's right. You are obnoxious. Well, you're a mama's alien. You said you were my friend. I lied. Think about it, alf. Do you really need a friend like paul ? He's right. I don't need you. Oh, yeah ? Yeah ! Yeah ? Yeah ! Say goodbye, dummy. Goodbye, dummy. You shouldn't have bonked a guest. How are you feeling, alf ? Great !I'm on a house-Wrecking high. He means how do you feel about paul ? Well, i guess i'll miss him. But i'll get over it. I'm over it. He'll be all right. To prove it, i'll send you a bill. Alf, do you really feel okay about this ? Yeah, i've lost a friend, But i've regained my left hand. We're so happy to hear it. Now, if memory serves ... We were chucking plates at grandma. Morning, alf. Hi, lynn. [Puppet voice]hi, lynn. Don't do that. Boy, nobody likes that joke. Willie and kate almost fell out of bed. Brian threw a gobot at me. Well, we're all glad paul's gone. He is gone, isn't he ? Yeah.In fact last night, I gave him a traditional melmacian funeral. I laid him to rest, in the same way i hope to be someday. Where is he ? In the freezer, next to the ------------------------------ Читайте также: - текст Крылья, ноги и хвосты на английском - текст 101 далматинец на английском - текст Серые волки на английском - текст Статский советник на английском - текст Яттаман на английском |