That's where i ate. You ate dinner ? Oh, yeah. Don't hold dinner. He'll eat at the mall. Thank you, again. Why did he stop by the mall ? He didn't say. To buy shoes. Oh, yeah. I forgot. Hey, the debate's starting. Good evening. Tonight the candidates face the issues, and me. I'm john mclaughlin. On my right, gill hossenfeffer, senator from wyoming. On my left, nathan peal, congressman from oregon. I can see hossenfeffer's pale white shins. I never realized how unappealing ... The human leg can be. You're in the oval office. The red phone rings. Soviet missiles are heading for the white house. Do you push the button ? [ Alf ] can i vote for the guy in the middle ? In answer to your question -- As joe biden once said, "we have nothing to fear but fear itself." By arming ourselves against the impossible, We are preventing the unthinkable ... From becoming the inevitable. Double-Talk. Preventing war is easy. Just tell the people who are mad at each other, To kiss and make up. International politics is very complex. The soviets want peace and so do we. But we're separated by ... History, ideology, economic philosophy ... You sound just like those windbags. No, i don't. The soviets want peace and so do we, But we're separated by history, Ideology, economic philosophy -- Wow ! Kate, maybe you should become president. Are you decent ? Would it matter ? Not to me. Where's kate ? Oh, there you are. With that light behind you, I could see your silhouette. You look ... Alf ! What ? I was gonna say you look like an angel. Thank you. A naked angel. What do you want ? I keep thinking about the debate. I noticed those politicians never give simple answers. That's because the issues are so complicated. I think the voters would like answers they could understand. Like your answer to unemployment -- Hire the jobless to give you piggy-Back rides. If i can restore a man's dignity by climbing on his back, I say go for it. You can't understand our democratic process ... Because you're not looking at the big picture. The big picture over the piano ? No.By big picture, i mean -- Because i can look at that, if i stand on the piano. "Big picture" means -- It's all right. If alf wants to look at the big picture over the piano, Let him. I am going to bed. Thank you, kate. Just don't get any fur between the keys. All right, but don't lock your door. I may have some more political questions for you. He took the key. At least mr. Ed stayed in the barn at night. Ms. Tanner, our environment is becoming endangered, Much like the liberal. What would you do about it ? Well, my environmental plan ... Includes tax incentives to the industrial sector ... To encourage factory modernization, as well as -- [ Alf ] aw, lunch meat ! Alf ! Candidate alf. Your solution to pollution ? [ Rapping ] my solution to pollution will help your constitution. So send a contribution, and start the revolution. Uh huh, uh huh. Could we please get serious ? Quiet ! Rap master alf is on a roll. Thanks, man. Weiner-On-A-Stick ? My pleasure. Your answer ? To get rid of pollution, Tie big balloons on all the smokestacks ... To catch the dirty air. [ Applause ] Wait a minute. And when the balloons were full ? I'd rub them on a big sweater, And stick them to the ceiling of the white house. Finally, a candidate as intelligent as myself. How can you say that ? His solution is impractical and ludicrous. Sour grapes, ms. Tanner. You lose. I'm voting for the alfer. [ Audience chants ] alf, alf, alf ... Alf. That's my name. Ask me again, and i'll tell you the same. Alf ? That's my name. Ask me again, and i'll tell you the same. What are you doing in here ? I got tired of looking at the big picture. Hey look ! Willie's shins glow ------------------------------ Читайте также: - текст Код Да Винчи на английском - текст Остаться в живых (Затерянные) - Сезон 2 на английском - текст Ведьма на английском - текст Код апокалипсиса на английском - текст Зови меня Джинн на английском |