You said no, but why?
The way you eat is ugly.
You are not sexy.
And God knows when
you will grow up.
Oh, Seal is here, again.
- Hi, Igor.
- Hi.
The keys, lipstick...
Don't be mad at me.
I'm not coming today,
tomorrow either.
Maybe I'll get married! .
The wedding is in three days!
That went right over my head,
but I am envious nevertheless.
- Not sexy at all?
- Didn't you know it?
I knew,
but I still had some hope...
People are talking about you.
You can't run such a risk.
- From now on - only hookers.
- That takes money.
Never start with cheap ones.
You can't afford to blow it again.
- And if I wait?
- You've taken too long already.
You are right.
The rest you'd have to earn
yourself.
Nah, I don't wanna work.
This should do for a blowjob.
Never look for an easy way out!
Hey, who is up there?
Hey! Speak up!
- It's me.
- Are you a painter?
I'm a student! Just trying
to earn some money.
Standing my own meals.
What are you having for dinner?
Don't know it's too early to say.
Oh yes. The rich have
dinner late in the evening.
And we are not rich!
My mom is a teacher, and
I'm a medical student.
I work at a judicial
medicine lab.
- You healing gangsters?
- No.I don't heal no one.
Well, you know...
Say, you fall off the roof now
and get plastered
all along the curb.
They won't even be able to tell
whether you were a man or woman.
So they will take you over
to our Institute.
Can they tell whether a
person was real hungry?
I don't know. I've only been
working there for a month.
You care for an apple?
Throw me the rope!
I still haven't seen you!
- Are you good-looking?
- I'm ordinary.
Do you have a boyfriend?
I loved one man.
He was older than me.
I sent him e-mails.
But he wouldn't answer me.
He thought I was a virus.
So, we never met each
other, after all.
I was so close and he
did not even notice me.
And where is love there?
Love?
In the morning
I would wake up happy.
- Love was invented by impotents!
- Why impotents?
He can't get it up,
so he tells a girl that
it's because he fell out
of love with her.
or he has never loved her.
U-huh.
Wait. What did I say wrong,
you fool?!
Hey girls, hanging out
on your own?
Hey sis, just
hanging here alone?
You look so young, so tender,
and at the same time -
so sinful.
You must be very experienced in
sex. That's why men hang on you.
I did not think you'd come.
I thought you had enough
dough already.
Hey, can you crash at
Postnikov's tonight?
I'm just short a little bit .
I need 400 or 500 rubles.
I don't have it. Can you give
him 400 rubles so he'll get lost?
- I've only 200.
- Is it serious or just sex?
- Just sex.
- Then why are you kicking me out?
Because you are a moron!
- I thought you were Lisa.
- Lisa is getting married!
To whom?
To some dude,
her 1 0 years elder.
He is a trolley-bus salesman.
- Can one sell trolley-buses?
- Anything can be sold.
Seal, you just could not
satisfy her.
So, now she feels disillusioned
with the young generation.
Seal has nothing to do
with this.
The echo of her first love
lives in her heart.
And were does the echo of
her second love live?
- Hi.
- I am sleeping.
Why is the wedding so soon?
- She is pregnant.
- By whom?
You needn't worry.
- Can you lend me 300 rubles?
- For what?
Well... I want to buy me
a hooker.
What would you like?
Small breasts...
Her hair... never mind.
- Do you see these hookers?
- So?
- Can you give me a lift?
- Hop in.
...so I got her spread eagle
on the back seat.
Then I saw that her look
was fixed on something.
- Do you follow me?
- Sure.
- Should I buy condoms?
- They have condoms.
So I asked her:
'What's the matter?'
And she said : 'I want some milk.'
So I bought her a carton,
threw it on the back seat.
She started drinking the
milk, but it happened to be sour.
The date had expired, you know.
Will you step out of the car
or just turn away?
I'll step out. Don't worry.