Of course they're in pain.
They're separated forever.
They're married one day
and the next they're not.
- What sort of awful place is this?
- It's reality.
- Well, I think I'd prefer
to be in Andalasia.
I think I'd prefer that too.
Get in, please.
[squeaking]
I wonder if we might cover
more ground separately, sire.
Uh, you by yourself,
and me with it.
An inspired plan, Nathaniel.
Where do you
suppose I should look?
[squeaking]
Look, sire! Over there!
[Edward] Ah! Giselle!
Run to her, sire! Hurry!
Not a moment to lose! [laughs]
- [Edward] Giselle!
- [Robert] I try to do the right thing.
- Try to be nice.
- Oh, you've been very nice to me.
Severely punished for it.
OK, look, Giselle?
- I can't help you anymore. OK?
- What?
Here's some money. I want you
to take it. Call your prince.
Have him pick you up,
bring his horse.
Because I honestly,
I just can't handle it.
- Robert?
- Just go.
I'm so sorry.
You have been a very kind friend
to me when I had none.
And I would never want to make you
unhappy or cause you any trouble, so...
...I'll go.
I wish you every happiness.
[Giselle] You have
lovely friends.
[woman] Would you like to feed
the birds? Just a dollar a bag.
Certainly.
By any chance,
have you seen my prince?
He was here.
- Do you really think so?
- Oh, yes.
- Oh!
- Giselle? What are you doing?
- Robert! This is Clara.
- Mm-hmm.
- She saw Edward.
- Oh.
He was on the bus
this morning.
- He tried to kill me!
- Great. Wonderful. That's great. Thank you.
- Oh!
- What are you thinking?
- You can't just give people money.
- But you gave me money.
- That's not the point.
- And she was very helpful.
So, what's the deal,
this prince of yours?
- How long you two been together?
- Oh, about a day.
You mean it feels like a day
because you're so in love?
- No. It's been a day.
- You're kidding me. A day?
- One day?
- Yes.
- And tomorrow will be two days.
- You're joking.
- No. I'm not.
- Yeah, you are.
But I'm not.
You're gonna marry somebody after a
day because you fell in love with him?
Yes.
Yes!
Oh! Ooh! [laughs]
I don't get it. How can
you talk about loving some guy
- you don't even know?
- Well, I know what's in his heart.
Oh, OK. Great.
This was so yummy.
I didn't know that food
could taste like this.
- You all done? OK.
- Mmm!
- Let me put that out for you.
- What about you?
- How long have you known your Nancy?
- Uh, it's five years.
- And you haven't proposed?
- Well, no. I...
- Well, no wonder she's angry.
- [Nathaniel using accent] Hello, nice lady.
You want juicy,
sweet caramel apple, maybe?
- Mm.
- No charge for the beautiful young woman.
- Oh, really. It's free?
- Of course!
Today is free
caramel apple day.
Tomorrow is
free beef... jerky.
Thank you very much,
kind sir.
- You're welcome, miss.
- [squeaking]
You...
- [muffled squeaking]
- Shut up.
Most normal people get to know
each other before they get married.
They date.
- Date?
- Yeah. You know, date.
You go someplace special.
You know, like a restaurant,
or a movie, a museum. Or you
just hang out and you talk.
- What do you talk about?
- About each other.
About yourself.
About your interests.
Your likes, your dislikes.
You talk!
You have such strange
ideas about love.
Maybe we should
do what you would do.
You meet, you have lunch
and you get married.
Oh! You forgot
about happily ever after.
Forget "happily ever
after." It doesn't exist.
Well, of course it does.
[gasps] Oh!
- [sizzling]
- Oh!
[Robert] I hate to disagree,
but marriages
are considered a success
if they manage not to end.
- Forget about happiness.
- What about you and Nancy?
You know that you will
live happily ever after.
I don't know if I'll make it
through today, let alone a lifetime.
That's what I'm trying to
tell you. It's complicated.
But it doesn't have to be.
- Not if she knows.
- Knows what?
- How much you really love her.
- Of course