SPUTTERING)
(SHUDDERING)
Which...
Which couldn't happen, ever.
So why would you...
Why would you ever think that
that would ever happen?
You know,
'cause the Eagles
are in Philadelphia.
THEODORE: No! No!
Sweet dreams.
(ALARM CLOCK BUZZING)
ALVIN: Toby!
Toby, make it stop!
What are you doing?
There's something
wrong with the clock!
It won't shut up!
I can't sleep!
(YELLING)
(STUTTERING)
That's the point.
It's an alarm clock.
It helps you wake up
early in the morning.
Why would anyone
wanna wake up early?
Well, for school.
You gotta be there by 8:00.
In the morning?
Look, I don't like
getting up this early
any more than you do.
But we are in
this together, Alvin.
Sooner you get to school,
sooner I get to come home
and get back to sleep.
You mean,
you don't stay
with us at school?
No, no, no, no, no.
No, I've done my time,
thank you very much.
But school is fun, right?
(CHUCKLING) Fun? Well,
I guess maybe it's fun-ish.
Hey, it's my cat!
Hey, remember I was
telling you? Hey!
Hey! Hey, kitty.
It's me. Remember?
(HISSING)
(ALL EXCLAIMING)
(CAT YOWLING)
I treated you good.
(CAT SCREECHING)
Okay, here we go.
Enjoy your first day
at school. See you
around 3:00-ish.
(TIRES SCREECHING)
Okay.
(SCHOOL BELL RINGING)
We got this. This'll be
a walk in the park.
ALVIN:
A chaotic and frightening
walk in the park!
Hi, I'm Theodore.
Hi, I'm Theodore.
Hi, I'm Theodore.
ALVIN: Watch out!
SIMON: Look out!
Hi, I'm...
(ALL SCREAMING)
SIMON: Guys? Guys?
(ALL SCREAMING)
Oh, boy!
(GASPS) Eagle!
MASCOT: Go, Eagles!
Eagle!
MASCOT: Whoa!
(MASCOT EXCLAIMING)
(MASCOT SHOUTING)
(THUDDING)
(MASCOT GROANING IN PAIN)
(CRASHING)
That wasn't very fun-ish.
(CLEARING THROAT)
You must be our new students.
I'm Dr. Rubin, the principal.
And we're the Chipmunks.
Yes, well, that would explain
the fur and the bushy tails.
Follow me, gentlemen.
Gentlemen? Oh, us. Right.
There was a minute left
and we were down by two.
And I'm like,
"Coach, I don't care
if my leg's broken.
Put me in. I can win this."
I never get tired
of this story.
So I hobble out,
barely able to stand.
Did I mention my
leg was broken?
Miss Ortega.
Yes?
Good luck.
Thanks.
Hello, guys.
Welcome to homeroom.
Good to be here.
I hope.
THEODORE: So this
is a classroom.
(INHALING DEEPLY)
I love the smell of
zit cream in the morning.
Hello, ladies.
Is that the Chipmunks?
The Chipmunks!
EMILY: We love you, Alvin!
(GIRLS GIGGLING)
Hi, I'm Theodore.
Hi, I'm Theodore.
Yes, he's Theodore,
in case you missed it.
And I am Simon.
GIRL: Aw!
The name's Seville.
Alvin Seville.
(GREETS IN FRENCH)
Ah...
Somebody's gonna have to
knock those guys down to size.
Well, that should be
pretty easy. I mean,
they're only 8 inches tall.
IAN: I had 15 cars.
I mean,
that's, like, five more cars
than anybody really needs.
I had seven maids.
I had courtside seats
to the Lakers.
Even my maids had
courtside seats
to the Lakers.
And now look at me.
Look at me!
MAN ON RADIO:
Alvin and the Chipmunks!
I lost everything.
Except for my dignity.
They can't take that
away from me.
(CHIPMUNKS SINGING
YOU REALLY GOT ME
ON RADIO)
And it's all because of them.
(EXCLAIMS)
Oh, hey. Breakfast.
Now I run around
hoping and praying
that I can find other animals
that can sing or dance.
I mean...
(SQUEAKING)
Wait a second.
You don't sing, do you?
Hey! Hey!
That's my muffin!
Give me my muffin,
you dirty rat!
I will get you, Chipmunks.
BRITTANY: Whoa!
Girls,
we gotta get out of here.
JEANETTE: I can't see.
ELEANOR: Ow! Not on my nose!
That's my tail!
Sorry.
BRITTANY: Move your butt!
Okay.
Who's squishing me?
(ALL GRUNTING)
We made it.
Jett Records.
Whoo!
Oh, my gosh.
That's him. Lan Hawke.
Uh, Mr. Hawke?
That voice. I can't
get it out of my head.
Hello? Mr. Hawke!
That's not in my head.
That's really happening.
What do you want?
We want to
introduce