still tight. You know.
You guys have
nothing to worry
about, seriously,
'cause I'm not
gonna be like Dave.
You know, Dave's gone.
Gone?
Not gone. Not gone, guys.
He's... He's not dead.
He's very much alive.
He's completely coming back.
I'm just gonna be in his room,
keeping his bed warm.
I'm gonna be doing my thing,
you'll be doing your thing.
You're not even gonna
know I'm there.
Uh, we're supposed
to know you're there.
That's, uh...
That's the whole idea.
Yeah. Yeah! Oh, yeah.
Absolutely. Yeah,
you'll know that I'm there.
I'm just saying,
I'm not gonna be, like,
"I know everything"
and, "You do this,
and you do that,"
like my dad.
All right! Let's do this.
(STARTS ENGINE)
Oh, boy.
(TIRES SCREECHING)
SIMON: Theodore,
we're gonna be just fine.
The important thing is
we're all still alive.
Well, maybe my get well card
will help Dave
get home faster.
Um... It needs
just a touch more glitter.
Yep, that should do it.
Who's hungry?
Ooh! Ooh!
Me, me! Me! Me!
Let's eat.
(SPEAKS SPANISH)
Simon?
It's a food ghost
town in here. Alvin?
Holla! The Cheese Balls
are in the hizzouse!
Well you can tell
by the way I use my walk
I'm a Cheese Balls man
No time to talk
Whether you're a brother
or whether you're a mother
You gotta love Cheese Bias
Gotta love Cheese Balls
AH, aH, aH, aH
Get in my belly
Cheese Balls, get in there
AH, aH, aH, aH
Stayin' alive
Bingo!
Dinner, she's a-served.
THEODORE: Yay! All right!
Hey! What're you
doing in here?
Uh... Cheese Ball?
MAN ON PHONE: Dude,
let's go! Come on!
Tom-bo, hey, hey,
give me a second,
real quick.
Alvin, I really, really need
to focus right now
because I am
one knockout away
from a heavyweight title.
Ooh, can we play as well?
Uh... You know,
I don't wanna
hurt your feelings,
but I also don't wanna see
anybody get hurt,
and there are gonna be
fists of fury a-flying.
We can play Monopoly.
We play Monopoly
with Dave all the time.
Do you? That sounds fun,
and we should
do that sometime,
but right now
I gotta get back to
floating like a butterfly
and stinging like a bee.
So...
Hey, Tom-bo,
you still there, buddy?
(GRUNTS) Who needs Toby,
Theodore? You got us!
Yeah, who needs Toby?
Boys, right this way.
(ALL EXCLAIMING)
(ALL LAUGHING)
(CHIPMUNKS SINGING
YOU SPIN ME ROUND)
(CHIPMUNKS HARMONIZING)
Whoa!
(ALL LAUGHING)
ALVIN: I'm gonna puke!
Do you know
what Dave would say
if he were here right now?
Alvin!
Alvin!
Not bad.
But I think it needs to come
more from the belly.
Alvin!
Alvin!
(ALL LAUGHING)
(PHONE RINGING)
Oh!
SIMON: Phone.
Get it together.
ALVIN: Yee-haw!
SIMON: Shh, shh, shh! Be cool.
Hello?
Yes?
DAVE: Boys, it's me.
(GASPING) Dave!
Dave? As in, "Dave"?
Well, I guess since you
answered the phone,
you haven't burned
down the house yet.
ALVIN: Have a little
Faith, Dave.
Yeah. Mayday!
(CLATTERING)
What was that?
(WHISPERING)
Don't stress him out.
Uh, that was
Aunt Jackie. Yeah.
(CHUCKLES) She's making us
a zesty five-course meal.
Really?
Well, can I talk to her?
She's practicing
her pole dancing.
Pole dancing?
What happened
to making dinner?
Guys, what's going on?
Gotta go, Dave.
Alvin, I'm not kidding.
Feel better.
Alvin!
(PHONE BEEPS OFF)
Yep. Nobody does
that better than him.
(ALVIN AND SIMON SNORING)
(THEODORE WHIMPERING)
(EXCLAIMS)
(PANTING)
Toby? Toby, wake up.
(SNORTS) Huh?
Oh, sorry.
Huh? No, that's...
That's okay. What is it?
I had a nightmare.
Oh, the nightmares.
I hate the nightmares.
What was it?
I dreamt we didn't
have a family anymore.
Oh, Theodore. Theodore,
that couldn't happen.
No, you guys are tight.
Nothing could ever
separate you.
Unless, like, an eagle
swooped down from the sky
and was like, caw-caw!
What?
And grabbed you and...
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