'm gonna get you later!
- She has nothing to do with it!
- She's that anchorwoman!
- No! That is a man!
Call me!
Good bye.
Enough, enough!
Ulumji, we came after you.
Don't talk to your father
like that!
Come on. H urry.
And this is for me.
You should get
an iron door sometime soon.
- I liked his mother.
- And his uncle?
Not much.
At what age did you start
your sexual life?
Don't remember.
- Your first sexual partner?
- Don't remember.
He is absolutely normal.
You never get anything
good for free!
Maybe they're telling the truth?
Should've greased her palm.
I n the old days
there were real healers.
Not anymore. You are wrong.
I know a doctor. I took
my boss to him once.
- Where did you bring me?
- Do you know who comes here?
- Who?
- A certain you know who.
- Wait!
- Where you going?
Your uncle really decided that
you wanted to become a woman?
Do you know what
the famous Greek philosophers
thought about it?
And your friends don't know
what they want.
They should read
this book as well.
Help me.
What would you like to change
about yourself?
- What would you advise?
- Enlarged bust,
hair-styled intimate area,
eliminates life problems.
- M imic corrections?
- And what is that?
We give you a shot, your facial
muscles become atrophied.
You won't be able to smile,
wrinkles smooth away.
What else do you have?
I can recommend bio-stimulation
of the abdomen and hip muscles.
Very well.
- How's that? You like it?
- It's okay.
- Getting used to it?
- Yes.
Now I will be increasing
the voltage.
Our ratings are falling!
Something should be changed.
The hair color
should be changed.
And something must be
done about the breasts.
- Enlarge them!
- Emphasize them!
- Reveal them!
- Not sure!
More purple colors.
Our viewers are housewives,
we need to be neutral.
Maybe we simply need
an anchorman?
Maybe we should show more sex?
Maybe we should dress her
in Cacharel?
Something like that.
You will get used to it.
Hi, darling!
What are your plans?
None. I'm at work.
Will be here till late.
- I'm also at work.
- Don't wait for me. Go to bed.
Okay, I've a lot of work too.
Bye.
Why are you spying on me?
I guess I should do something,
perhaps...
Or I'll lose my grip
on this ground.
Afraid to vanish
under my anchorwoman image.
I learn from you how to betray
all for sake of self.
That's more important
in this world
which every moment
robs us of ourselves.
I'm at a loss here.
Is this your friends' house?
No, I don't know who owns it.
It's supposed to be fun.
- I wish to fall in love.
- Girls, come on.
With no dirty stuff...
- Whose house is this?
- My boyfriend's.
He's 45, and I'm like
a son to him.
Oh, the senators have arrived.
- I n what sense?
- I n the straight sense.
Do you know this guy for long?
For quite a while.
- And he suits you as a guy?
- Well, yes...
See, it's a huge problem now.
I was at this beach
a while ago, swimming.
And then I feel
someone's pulled my suit off.
And then I saw
three naked chicks.
And I go: 'Yo, ladies,
gimme my suit back! '
Oh shit, Serafima is here.
Aha, smoking?
- Can't we smoke?
- You can't.
- Who is he?
- The damned F B I agent.
Lelyik, you, hooker,
shame on you.
It would be good to leave soon.
I like it here.
Can I call a cab?
What's the address here?
5 Lesnaya street.
- Let's have a drink.
- I won't drink vodka.
But I will.
Are you okay?
- Yep.
- Then let's go to the bathroom.
- Why are you sitting here?
- I'm waiting.
For whom?
Shut the door!
Shit, someone is in there.
Who's in the bathroom?
Get out!
Oh yes, oh yes, darling.
I had his mobile number.
Come on, baby.
Your phone is distracting us!
Come, the cab is waiting.
Timofei!
Help him to cum.
Ulumji, where are you?
Please meet my boyfriend John.
Where is the deer?
It knows better than
wait for you.
The deer has a life of his own!
A miracle.
What is a miracle?
A miracle is Cola!
Wait!