# There's no turnin' back, gotta fight the fight # # Yeah, the Monster Squad gonna get 'em tonight # # Monster Squad # # We're the Monster Squad, and the forces of evil # # Better run and hide # # Monster Squad # # We're the Monster Squad, and the forces of evil # # Best beware of the Monster Squad # # Gotta get up, gotta get out # # We got work to do # # Work to do # # Gotta get up, gotta get out # # We got work to do, work to do # # Mama can't help us, Dad don't understand # # No one will believe it # # Put it in our hands # # Gotta stop those creatures, send them back to hell # # Or there's no tomorrow, no saved by the bell # # There's no place to run, nowhere to hide # # Now it's time to see what you got inside # # No evil will escape my sight # # Yeah, the Monster Squad gonna jam tonight # # This ain't Halloween or some phony deal # # They be playin' for keeps, they be playin' for real # # They want darkness spread all across the land # # We're the only ones left to make a stand # # We don't wanna hang with the walkin' dead # # So we gotta kick some monster butt instead # # And you'll never see such a ghastly sight # # When the Monster Squad saves the world tonight # # Monster Squad # # We're the Monster Squad, and the forces of evil... #Aah! Three minutes. The girl. Now! Let's hurry a bit, shall we? Come on! Faster, faster! Read! Or we're all gonna die! Uhh... Aah! Aah! No! Come back Aah! Well, well, well. Are you two sitting comfortably? Good. Now. Gentlemen. Do you see these file folders? The ones with your names on them? Can you guess what's in these file folders? I'll give you a hint. Discipline reports. Lots of them. And some wonderful artwork as well. This is...? Spider with human head? I'm sorry. Spider? With human head. Yeah. He eats dogs and cats and rabbits. Does he? Sean thought him up. You see, sir, we kinda have this monster club, okay? And we draw those pictures to put on our clubhouse walls. Correction, Mr. Crenshaw. You draw pictures during Mrs. Carlson's science class when you're supposed to be paying attention. Wait. I just want to say one thing. I mean, Ms. Carlson's a nice teacher and all, but she's boring and has an odd-shaped head. That's why Sean and the guys call her "Meow Mix," 'cause her head's shaped like a cat head. But I don't, sir, 'cause-- how rude. Boys... I hear you. I was a kid once. I thought monsters were cool. And maybe, well-- well, gosh... maybe I'm just a big kid, because, Sean, Patrick... ...I think science is cool. I dig it, man. Now, I'm sure both of you know a great deal about monsters, but that's not the issue here. The issue is... ...science is real. Monsters are not. We don't know that, sir. God, can you believe Mr. Metzger? Tell me about it. He touched me and patted my shoulders and stuff. The guy was fully homo-ing out. I smell like the '40s. I mean, when they send you to school, why don't they tell you about the homos and people with cat heads-- Ooh! Oh! Sorry, Mrs. Carlson. Meow. Meow. She's married, Sean. Oh, my God! Some guy kisses her at night? I mean, a priest said, "I now pronounce you man and wife," and it was okay with him? Hey. Where's Fat Kid? Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to our show. Tonight's question: What makes Fat Kid fat? Fat kid? Get out of here, E.J. "Get out of here, E.J." Nope. Not a good answer. Doesn't make any sense. Let's go to our man on the street. Derek. Hi. I'm Derek, and I'm in the street where Fat Kid is blocking traffic. Fat Kid, can't you stop eating? Look, I have a glandular problem, okay? At least ------------------------------ Читайте также: - текст Элвин и бурундуки на английском - текст Поздние цветы на английском - текст Осенний марафон на английском - текст Без пощады на английском - текст Цвет граната на английском |