sorry, I didn't recognize you. Hop in, I'll give you a lift. Sure. Hold on! After you, madame. Okay, so, which house is yours? - Third one on the left. - Okay. But, I'm not going home. Where are you going? To a friend's house, in cedarwood. You don't mind, so you? Not at all. Les? Les? Les! Les! Les! - Thanks a lot. - Wait, wait! Mercedes! Last night at the party, you kind of mentioned something about... me and you maybe going out Saturday night. Anyway, I was just... wondering if it was still on. Sure. Call me tomorrow. Let me give you my number in case something comes up. - Oh, here. Write it on this. - Great. Thanks a lot for the ride, Les. Yeah, no problem. How could you do it, Les? What were you thinking about? I don't believe it. I mean... not only did you break your explicit promise to me, but you used up your last favor. I suppose you know where this leaves you, don't you? - Not in good shape? - That's right. Look, dad, just let me explain it to you, okay? She told me she lived three houses down. I thought I was taking her home. Why didn't you tell her the truth? Tell Mercedes Lane the truth, - that Les Anderson doesn't have a license? - Yes. And risk her having a heart attack from laughing so hard at me? Her? Her having a heart attack? Look, dad, please put yourself in my shoes. Look, you're upsetting your mother. She's pregnant, you know? Do you understand what happens... if you get caught driving without a license? They make you wait two years before you can take the test again. That's 24 months. That's an awful lot of bus rides. Relax, Deano. I didn't get caught. And you would have done the exact same thing that I did. Now, did you guys come over here to ask me some questions, or what? All right, here's one: How can you identify a blind pedestrian... to whom you must yield the right of way? This is a complete waste of time. It's not like you just moved here from Bedrock or something. You've been a passenger in a car all your life. And what is this shit? Natalie! Hey, Natalie, I was wondering, if you're driving 55 miles per hour... and you collide with a runaway train, would it make any improvements on your face? Good luck on your exam tomorrow, Einstein! Good afternoon, children! In the next 20 minutes, you will be given 30 questions. Anything over five mistakes... will be considered a failing grade. We'll begin at the sound of the bell. Begin. Welcome to the Department of Motor Vehicles Driver's Test. Press start to begin. What should you do... if you miss your exit from an expressway? A. Jam on the breaks and back up; B. Make a quick u-turn. C. Go on to the next one. Correct. - Ha! - Question two: Which is usually the smoothest lane of traffic? Why don't they just give licenses away? - Incorrect. - What? Question three: You must look for bicycle riders... in the same lanes used by motor vehicles, because they... A. Must ride facing on coming traffic; B. Are entitled to share the road with you; C. Always have the right of way. Incorrect. When driving through fog or rain, it is advisable... C. Stop. Incorrect. Warning, one more wrong and you fail! Finished! Question 26. At 55 miles per hour you come upon a large puddle of water. Do you: A. Pump the brakes; B. Gently ease your foot off the gas pedal; C. Accelerate? Incorrect. You have failed! - Damn! - Oh man! - What happened? - I lost my screen. Someone pull the plug or something? Mr. Anderson. Mr. Anderson! Mr. Anderson. Oh, Mr. Anderson. You can thank your sister for this one. - I can? - Uh-huh. Due to a computer malfunction, we are unable to search the system's memory... for your test results. However, since your sister received a perfect score, we are going to pass you... and allow you to take your road test. I mean, how different can you... and your twin sister actually be? - What about me? - Wait a minute, ------------------------------ Читайте также: - текст Новый Гулливер на английском - текст Детская ревность на английском - текст Лиса и заяц на английском - текст Европейские каникулы на английском - текст Золотой мальчик на английском |